Dear baby in my belly.

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Hi! I am your mom. I love you, I do. But you are driving me insane. Ever since I found out you were in there, April Fools Day, I can not sleep. You wake me up at night to pee and then I'm awake.  I REALLY can't survive the next 6.5 months on less then 6 hours of sleep a night. Hopefully I am getting the lack of sleep now and when you come out you will sleep like a champ.

See you soon!

Hyfagal

You're in the sleep training phase.

aswinney

I'd like to add to my own child:

That if you will please just let me know what it is that you want me to eat, I promise not to try to eat anything else. But, honestly dear, this process of elimination and waiting to see what you don't cause me to spit back up is getting just a tad old. Could we reach some sort of agreement, please!?!?!

PS - if not, your mommy still loves you :-)