Funny DH story

hotmama82 · May 2010

He'd kill me if I told this, but I'm so amused that I wanted to share.

We were laying in bed last night talking and just imagining our next baby. I was saying I hope this next one gets his eye shape and his lips. I think he has really pretty lips, and I told him that. He then tells me he thinks my lips are really pretty also. My DH has never said that before, so my heart fluttered and I'm thinking... awww, after 4 years he tells me this. Before I could say anything about how sweet he was, he says, do you want to put them around my penis? Confused Of course it was too good to be true. So I slapped him and kicked him out of bed. Can't one sweet comment be left alone, and not bring sexual relations into it?