Dear DH - We had SO MUCH FUN at the beach but I think you're sort of acting like a butthead now that we're home.
Dear Avery - seriously? Please eat again. and Please go to sleep better again. I miss my easy going good eater and sleeper.. However... if you would walk, i'll take the crankfest and pickiness you are offering instead.
Dear DH's Friend's Witchy Wife - whatever "we" did to you is ridiculous. I see your posts about your son's 1st birthday party planning - yet we do not have any invitation (yet). I don't expect to get one either and I think it's just plain rude. If you don't like me, fine - but you have to remember that our husbands are/were really good friends until you threw a fit about something DH said to you when you know he was CLEARLY joking.
Dear DH, I've asked you three times now. Please take a shower after you go to the gym, or at least before you go to bed. It grosses me out.
Dear pregnant friends on facebook: I love you all dearly, but the fact that four people who have babies younger than Kennedy and are already pregnant with their second makes me secretly jealous. Not that I want to get pregnant right now, because I want to wait until Kennedy is older. But for some strange reason, I'm jealous anyways.
mmc and d&c at 8.5 weeks - 8/23/2010 natural m/c and d&c at 10 weeks - 1/24/2014 DX w/ hetero C677t and A1298C MTHFR - 3/4/2014
"OL" stands for "Open Letter".....but as Sarah said, just something to post to whoever/whatever is bothering you....or for something good.
I have a few of my own:
Dear DH,
Your rock! Thanks again for reminding me that this is a total partnership and not just a one sided deal. I love you!
Dear Caroline,
I absolutely LOVE the person you've become. I love how you entertain yourself at home....and in the grocery store today----doing "Patty Cake" just to get my attention. I'm sorry that I'm so hard of hearing that it took me a while to figure out what you were doing. I love that you sing "twinkle twinkle little star" and "rock-a-bye baby" to yourself when your'e tired. I also loved it when you gave me a "just because", 3 minute hug--snuggle this morning after breakfast. It totally made my day. I'm so happy to be your mommy!
Dear Mom,
I'm so sorry that I forgot that it was the anniversary of grandpa's passing this weekend. If I'd remembered, you know I would have sent you something special. I'm glad that someone remembered and offered a mass remembering him and grandma. But in the future....could you please hold off on talking about them when you know that Caroline is awake? You know that any mention of either of them makes me cry instantly. Caroline was really upset to see me cry. I suppose that she'll have to get used to that eventually, but now is not the time. I love you and miss you so much....
Dear kitties, I know the birds outside the window are fascinating, but 3 am is not the time to let me know about them by meowing. My ability to sleep has already gone to crap, so I would appreciate any extra time you can give me.
Dear back pain, Please go away. Tylenol doesn't help, the chiropractor doesn't help, and you make it hard for me to sleep.
Dear DH, You are wonderful, really you are, but why on earth do you think that asking me to clean a spill off the floor is okay? I can't bend over to tie my shoes because my back hurts so bad, but you think I can get down on all 4 to clean a sticky spot? That's why we bought a steam mop. You need to learn how to use it.
Dear Evan (TMI warning) - boob =/= paci, ok?? Seriously. I know my boobs will never be the same after BF two kids, but I swear you are going to do permanent damage to my nipples.
Dear DH - I'm sorry that you have been sick for 3 days now, but guess what, the world doesn't stop turning when I'm sick, so get over yourself.
Dear Alan (the guy who I just wrote about in my "this guy has issues post") - Candi hit the nail on the head - you ARE a self-righteous ASS!
Dear Mom - I know you mean well, but because your friend gave her kid SKIM MILK when formula made her gassy FOURTY years ago (and wouldn't you know, she turned out just fine....) does not make it a suggestion that I would EVER entertain.
Dear Self - hormones need to get in check because you are making me seriously b!tchy today.
Dear Work - I HATE that I have to go back to you in 2 weeks. You suck. Come on Florida Powerball ticket....
Re: OL Tuesday (eve)
Dear DH - We had SO MUCH FUN at the beach but I think you're sort of acting like a butthead now that we're home.
Dear Avery - seriously? Please eat again. and Please go to sleep better again. I miss my easy going good eater and sleeper.. However... if you would walk, i'll take the crankfest and pickiness you are offering instead.
Dear DH's Friend's Witchy Wife - whatever "we" did to you is ridiculous. I see your posts about your son's 1st birthday party planning - yet we do not have any invitation (yet). I don't expect to get one either and I think it's just plain rude. If you don't like me, fine - but you have to remember that our husbands are/were really good friends until you threw a fit about something DH said to you when you know he was CLEARLY joking.
Sunny - I think it's "One Line Tuesdays"? basically just a "dear whoever/whatever is bothering you" post.
(and I have another)
Dear Right Nostril... please clear up and get unstuffed and stop running. It's annoying.
Dear DH, I've asked you three times now. Please take a shower after you go to the gym, or at least before you go to bed. It grosses me out.
Dear pregnant friends on facebook: I love you all dearly, but the fact that four people who have babies younger than Kennedy and are already pregnant with their second makes me secretly jealous. Not that I want to get pregnant right now, because I want to wait until Kennedy is older. But for some strange reason, I'm jealous anyways.
natural m/c and d&c at 10 weeks - 1/24/2014
DX w/ hetero C677t and A1298C MTHFR - 3/4/2014
"OL" stands for "Open Letter".....but as Sarah said, just something to post to whoever/whatever is bothering you....or for something good.
I have a few of my own:
Dear DH,
Your rock! Thanks again for reminding me that this is a total partnership and not just a one sided deal. I love you!
Dear Caroline,
I absolutely LOVE the person you've become. I love how you entertain yourself at home....and in the grocery store today----doing "Patty Cake" just to get my attention. I'm sorry that I'm so hard of hearing that it took me a while to figure out what you were doing. I love that you sing "twinkle twinkle little star" and "rock-a-bye baby" to yourself when your'e tired. I also loved it when you gave me a "just because", 3 minute hug--snuggle this morning after breakfast. It totally made my day. I'm so happy to be your mommy!
Dear Mom,
I'm so sorry that I forgot that it was the anniversary of grandpa's passing this weekend. If I'd remembered, you know I would have sent you something special. I'm glad that someone remembered and offered a mass remembering him and grandma. But in the future....could you please hold off on talking about them when you know that Caroline is awake? You know that any mention of either of them makes me cry instantly. Caroline was really upset to see me cry. I suppose that she'll have to get used to that eventually, but now is not the time. I love you and miss you so much....
Dear kitties, I know the birds outside the window are fascinating, but 3 am is not the time to let me know about them by meowing. My ability to sleep has already gone to crap, so I would appreciate any extra time you can give me.
Dear back pain, Please go away. Tylenol doesn't help, the chiropractor doesn't help, and you make it hard for me to sleep.
Dear DH, You are wonderful, really you are, but why on earth do you think that asking me to clean a spill off the floor is okay? I can't bend over to tie my shoes because my back hurts so bad, but you think I can get down on all 4 to clean a sticky spot? That's why we bought a steam mop. You need to learn how to use it.
Dear Heartburn:
Please go away. I have had minimum heartburn in the past month and now you decide to show your ugly face.
Oh, how I love OL tuesday = )
Dear Evan (TMI warning) - boob =/= paci, ok?? Seriously. I know my boobs will never be the same after BF two kids, but I swear you are going to do permanent damage to my nipples.
Dear DH - I'm sorry that you have been sick for 3 days now, but guess what, the world doesn't stop turning when I'm sick, so get over yourself.
Dear Alan (the guy who I just wrote about in my "this guy has issues post") - Candi hit the nail on the head - you ARE a self-righteous ASS!
Dear Mom - I know you mean well, but because your friend gave her kid SKIM MILK when formula made her gassy FOURTY years ago (and wouldn't you know, she turned out just fine....) does not make it a suggestion that I would EVER entertain.
Dear Self - hormones need to get in check because you are making me seriously b!tchy today.
Dear Work - I HATE that I have to go back to you in 2 weeks. You suck. Come on Florida Powerball ticket....