OL Tuesday!!!

lisap_30

Yeah, well since I've been up since 12:30, be prepared for a long one..... Dear mom - I love you, I really do, but I am so ready to be rid of houseguests and get back to some sense of routine. Dear Evan - we need to talk - I know you're not even 4 weeks old, but you may be he death of me. I have tried every technique I know to burp you and you almost never do- then, for what seems like hours, you squirm and moan and groan all thru the night. Then you fart over and over again, but never seem to rest. I'm guessing I'm also going to have to watch what I'm eating because apparently you are going to be one hell of a gassy kid dear body - again, I know I'm only 4 weeks post baby, but I HATE wearing maternity clothes, so can you just magically shrink, please??? Dear shoulder- I know the dermatologist cut a big ol chunk out of you yesterday, but this exhausted cranky mama does not need the pain!!!! Sorry - tried to warn you it was long....

lisap_30

Dear iPhone - I typed that stupid thing with proper spacing and paragraphs - why did you ignore that? You suck today

sdkrlm

(Lisa - have you tried Gripe Water? When A. would get "stuck" it would help make her tummy gurgle and the burping and farting would begin)

 

Dear BSC MIL - seriously, if you don't stop w/  all the drama and crap breaking in your house, we are going to have to commit you to an old folks home.  The tears last night from your "utilities" being out - were too much for me... Next time, how about you try turning the light ON from the unit and not just the wall before you freak out...and the coffee pot wasn't ON because you had turned it OFF. 

 

12106mrsmun

Dear company that DH works for;

Figure it the fvck out already! 

 Dear Caroline,

You ROCK!  Depsite the longest travel day EVER, with delayed flights, a dead car battery when we got back to the airport, and a super short nap, you were the happiest child in the world.  I am SO grateful that you are my child.  I love you so much!!!  I'm so glad that you had a blast with your cousins, Grammie and Grandpa and am equally as sad that you don't get to see them more often.

kc0721

Dear DH,

You say you try to understand what I'm going through, however you have no idea.  While I've had to sacrifice everything you've sacrificed only a few things. I'm hormonal and crazy, I know, so therefore please do not push my buttons.  Go and enjoy your "bike fest" this weekend at the beach, while I, once again sit at home.  Oh and while I do feel "distance between us" at the moment, maybe this weekend will be good for both of us. 

I could say so much more. 

star21gazer

Dear Aubrey's first tooth,

Please break through already!  Thanks!

Dearest Cousin,

I am really sorry that you are going through this divorce...I'm not even going to try to pretend I know what you are dealing with since I myself have never been through one.  I can only imagine it's really tough, especially since you aren't 100% sure why it is happening.  However, please stop emailing me all the gory details and such...it's really none of my business and while I am okay with the fact that you need to just get things off of your chest, please do not expect me to bash your husband (who is my cousin by blood) and turn against him.  I don't know why it is happening, but there are two sides to a story.  And also trying to turn your sons against there daddy is a)not cool and b) will probably blow up in your face down the road.  So please just stop airing your dirty laundry to me...thank you.   

hlw082104

Dear MIL,

Thanks for ruining our trip to Disney before it was even scheduled. You have really outdone yourself this time. I thought I was being an amazing wife and DIL by changing our plans of a week long August trip to a 3 day June trip when you and FIL would be there for his work just so DS could go with both sets of grandparents his first time at Disney. You and FIL would never go any other time. However, as it always has been with DS, and DH for that matter, you wanted all the time for yourself and acted just like yourself when you found out my parents were planning to go also. Now, DH doesn't want to go in June or August. Thanks. Thanks a whole bunch.

uagirl

Dear co-irker,

No, canned sardines and canned tuna with hot sauce are not acceptable breakfast foods to most of the world.  Please don't look so surprised when we all vacate the break room as soon as you show up every morning.  It's not that we don't like you, but your breakfast selections suck.  

MissLMS

Dear DH,

 I'm proud of you that you are making more of an effort to work out and have been spending more time at the gym. But, please, please, PLEASE consider taking a shower immediately afterwards.

The fact that you don't shower after you've been running and are all sweaty.... and then eventually go to bed where I have to fall asleep on sheets that smell like body odor really, really grosses me out. Thanks!