2nd Trimester

Have people never heard of twatwaffle?

Oh, it's a GREAT word! 

Others include:

douchecanoe & a$$hat...I use them regularly.  And I got them from thebump.

ETA: Regs, feel free to add in any that I've forgotten...

 

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Re: Have people never heard of twatwaffle?

  • I have and I love it.
  • BOTB taught me a$$hat!
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  • I'm a big fan of twatbag and chode.
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  • Assclown is another favorite of mine.
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  • I've never heard of it and I work around construction workers all the time.  I am definitely adding this to vocabulary!
  • Nope. Never heard of them and I still say twatwaffle trumps them all! Bwahahahah!
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    douchnozzle, flaming douchnozzle (there is an awesome PIP that goes with that one), etc.

    I can't believe people had never heard twatwaffle.

  • imagetoyah81:
    Nope. Never heard of them and I still say twatwaffle trumps them all! Bwahahahah!

    I agree!!  It's such a good zinger!

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  • imageLCB34:

    douchnozzle, flaming douchnozzle (there is an awesome PIP that goes with that one), etc.

    I can't believe people had never heard twatwaffle.

    Douchenozzle-forgot about that one.  Good catch.

    You mean this?

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    OR this?

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  • imagelisaohgee:
    I'm a big fan of twatbag and chode.

    Seriously can't stop laughing....I completely forgot about this word.

    ::runs off to get in a confrontation so that I can use the word chode!!::

  • Of course I have.

    I also love cvnt rocket, hose beast, and slag whore (that one came from VC).

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  • imageDLD102:
    imageLCB34:

    douchnozzle, flaming douchnozzle (there is an awesome PIP that goes with that one), etc.

    I can't believe people had never heard twatwaffle.

    Douchenozzle-forgot about that one.  Good catch.

    You mean this?

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    OR this?

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    OMG,DLD, you kill me.  That looks like a hookah. LOL

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  • imageMissNikki007:

    Of course I have.

    I also love cvnt rocket, hose beast, and slag whore (that one came from VC).

    Slag whore!!!  HAHAHA!  Haven't heard that one yet...

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  • imageJeane_P:

    imagelisaohgee:
    I'm a big fan of twatbag and chode.

    Seriously can't stop laughing....I completely forgot about this word.

    ::runs off to get in a confrontation so that I can use the word chode!!::

    I use chode religiously.  I love it.

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  • imagemonkiem:
    imageDLD102:
    imageLCB34:

    douchnozzle, flaming douchnozzle (there is an awesome PIP that goes with that one), etc.

    I can't believe people had never heard twatwaffle.

    Douchenozzle-forgot about that one.  Good catch.

    You mean this?

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    OR this?

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    OMG,DLD, you kill me.  That looks like a hookah. LOL

    Heehee...I love PIP's, though CathyMD's are the best.

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  • I knew it would take lurking on 2nd tri to finally hear twatwaffle and douchecanoe on the tri boards.

    I feel like I'm home now.

  • imagestr8ota:

    I knew it would take lurking on 2nd tri to finally hear twatwaffle and douchecanoe on the tri boards.

    I feel like I'm home now.

    Welcome home!

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  • imageDLD102:

    twatwaffle

    I don't want to use this inappropriately, but I would absolutely love to add it to my insult arsenal. Can someone use it in a sentence, please? Just making sure it's not a compliment! :0)

  • imagethewonderlove:
    imageDLD102:

    twatwaffle

    I don't want to use this inappropriately, but I would absolutely love to add it to my insult arsenal. Can someone use it in a sentence, please? Just making sure it's not a compliment! :0)

    See Octoberbride's post below...stupid people.

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  • Ah, yes, I'm a fan. I also employ "fvck-knuckles" and "a$$ donut" regularly.
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  • Twatwaffle has been around for-ev-er.  It originated on the knot before the nest became what it is now.  I think even pre-nest.

    gah.  I've been around too long.

  • imageKJmashup:
    Ah, yes, I'm a fan. I also employ "fvck-knuckles" and "a$$ donut" regularly.

    Those are good, too!

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  • Introduced DH to "twatwaffle", it is now in his vocabulary of favorite comebacks. We're also partial to cuntnugget (someone worse than a ***, LOL)

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  • I always used asshat in highschool It was my favorite
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  • imageMissNikki007:
    I also love cvnt rocket, hose beast, and slag whore (that one came from VC).

    LOL, "psycho hose beast" was always a personal favorite.  This thread has totally made my day, thank you ladies!

  • mmmmm...waffles!
  • Specifically twatwaffle, I heard it a few days before seeing it on this board, my firend explained it thusly, two things that are nice separately, but when you put them together.. insulting! Hubby was amused when I linked him a  post with twatwaffle in a sentence.

    And I want blueberry waffles now.

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