Not ya'll silly!
I went to get some paperwork from the registrar's office at the stupid law school. The registrar's secretary who is a dirty ole ho bag (I feel justified saying this) asked me why I was being so irresponsible and putting off getting this paperwork at the last minute.
I manage to grit my teeth and ignore her snark. I'm waiting and messing with my iPhone and she sees the picture of my dog that is the background. Direct quote, "why do you have a dog on your phone, you're supposed to put pictures of your kids." GRRRR. I'm starting to get angry here. I reply that I don't have any children. She then asks when I'm planning to have children and tells me how she's a catholic and she thinks that she should tell everyone about how birth control causes abortions so I should really not take that. Oh and I should wait to have kids until I make partner in a law firm because no firm will promote a woman with kids. I'm about to cry here and thankfully the other woman comes in with my paperwork and I sniffle and leave.
WTF. Seriously. Where did this come from? May I choke her? Hit her over the head with sock with a lock in it (prison style)? Shank her with a sharpened toothbrush?
Re: get your nose out of my $*%(#* business!
GIVE ME HER FVCKING ADDRESS, I WILL CUT A B!TCH.
:::grabs phone with photo of her dog as background and runs for the nearest sharp object:::
After re-reading this post I've realized that I spend far too much time watching prison television (Lockup, Lockup Raw, etc.).
I also whine too much. Crap.
Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle!
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That is freaking unbelievable!
I'm with Allison on this. We'll start a mob and go after the idiot.
I say shank her! WTH is wrong with people! I'm sorry you had to deal with her. I would have made a comment that made her uncomfortable because I get tired of crap like that.
What a terrible woman, she deserves to be punched.
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BFP 7/17/10, m/c 7/25/10, edd 3/25/11
Ectopic, lost left tube 4/20/11, edd 12/6/11
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I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive. - Happy Gilmore
WHAT.THE.FVCKING.HELL.
Fvck her in her fvcking face. Seriously. What a cvnt.