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canthardlywait426

Who is here this fine Friday morning?

Tell me your favorite (or most embarassing) drunk story!

MegannJay

I'm here!  Working from home most of the day... woohoo!:)  

 

Ummm... trying to think of a story!

Julezea

I'm here!! Morning, CHW!!

I have to pick ONE?!?! 

canthardlywait426

Mine was on my 19th birthday. My friends all took me out to a club and I got sloshed. Big time. The club was upstairs on a roof top so when it was time to leave, I was holding on to my best friend in front of me and one of the guys behind me. Well, they both started moving at a different pace and just kind of let go.

So CHW tumbled down a bunch of stairs. Mind you, I dont remember any of this.

I woke up the next morning and my legs/knees were killing me. I got up, went to the bathroom and saw that my knees were busted open. Dry blood everywhere. My sheets were covered in blood. Not one person thought to clean me up!

The funny part is that for the next 2 weeks, anytime people would see my knees they would ask me how long I was on them to get THAT bad of a rug burn.

Oh, and the scars are still there!

AutumnBride929

I'm here!  My most embarassing drunk story... well, in college I had a tendency to climb up on anything I could find and dance on it.  Bars, bar stools, countertops, etc.  The bar stool wasn't such a great idea however... I definitely lost the stool underneath me and took a spill.  Luckily, my roomies were there to sort of break my fall, haha.  Of course, I was drunk so I laughed and then probably took another shot.

Ya Never Know

I'm here

I think my most embarassing drunk story was the time I went in to the men's washroom at a club, and didn't realize it until a man walked in to the urinal beside the stall I was in and started peeing. Then I tried to stumble out of the washroom without him knowing, but he saw me.

Although, I also went to Cancun, and in one of the clubs there, my friend and I were trying to find the exit, and some goofs directed us in to the men's washroom. Upon our arrival all the men (while peeing) started cheering at us.

I have bad luck with booze and washrooms.

williaw

Mine involved me singing "I'm all out of love" to a column outside of an apartment complex. Good times.

canthardlywait426

Ya Never Know:

I'm here

I think my most embarassing drunk story was the time I went in to the men's washroom at a club, and didn't realize it until a man walked in to the urinal beside the stall I was in and started peeing. Then I tried to stumble out of the washroom without him knowing, but he saw me.

Although, I also went to Cancun, and in one of the clubs there, my friend and I were trying to find the exit, and some goofs directed us in to the men's washroom. Upon our arrival all the men (while peeing) started cheering at us.

I have bad luck with booze and washrooms.

You end up in mens bathrooms a lot, haha!

ermaderma

I'm here!

As for a drunk story....hmmm...nothing stands out as much as my bachelorette party! The night ended with me puking in a dumpster...in an alley...behind Bar Chicago...while a bum watched

SallyAnneS

I'm here.  I am taking a mental health day from work.

Drunk story: When I was 16 I was at a party my dad was hosting.  He thought my friend and I were upstairs behaving and watching a movie.  Obviously we were taking beer from his party downstairs.  Long story short, I drank way to much and throw up on my pants.  I didn't want my dad to know but we needed to get the pants out of the house and so we throw them out the 2nd floor window.  So weird!

MissNikki007

Yo!

I don't have a favorite drunken story because I was never a big drinker.

MissNikki007

williaw:

Mine involved me singing "I'm all out of love" to a column outside of an apartment complex. Good times.

::butt pinch::

sbuxsweetie

Here-ish. I've never been drunk; just tipsy once, after too much wine. No juicy stories here.

amandaloren

Well, I can't think of my most embaressing at the moment (I'm sure there are a couple though lol) but I can tell you my most recent:) This last saturday my cousin came into town and my best friend. We just stayed at my house and had so much fun but got so freaking drunk The next morning when we woke I could barely touch my knees without them hurting. When I looked I had huge black bruises from apparently falling in the kitchen on them. I just remember laughing it off, but man they are still black and blue and hurt (sexy time was a little hard that next day)

vlewis84

On the way to PT, so I don't have time to tell a story. But I was here!

ECUGirl2004

I'm here.

Okay, here's a lovely story from when I was in high school.  Like most stupid seniors who get drunk, I always drank really awful crap like the pre-made Purple Passion stuff, and of course, Boone's Farm.  I was very classy. 

So one night I got really drunk, but I had to be at work early the next morning.  I worked at Target in the Housewares department.    On my way into work, I was feeling queasy, and I thought that a greasy breakfast would help, so I went to McDonalds.  I ate a biscuit and felt much better.  I got to work, clocked in, and started to walk back to Housewares.  I made it to the Stationery section and realized I was going to hurl.  I took off running towards the back of the store to get to the employee bathroom.  By the time I got to sporting goods, I had a mouth full of barf and I had to hold it in.  Luckily I made it to the bathroom in time.

I spent probably 6 of the 8 hours I worked that day puking in the bathroom.  What's sad is that no one noticed.  And I got paid to puke.  Nice. 

canthardlywait426

MissNikki007:

Yo!

I don't have a favorite drunken story because I was never a big drinker.

Damn, I figured you got drunk and flashed someone. Hahah.

MrsB1010

::Waves:: Morning!

My most embarassing drunk story is one that was told to me but I don't remember it happening. Apparently we were at a kareoke bar and I was yelling at the people that they sucked and to get off the satge. I don't remember ANY of it. 

queenie_monica

Good Morning!

 In college, I went as an exchange student to Quebec at a University there.  I met a really really  cute guy there from Lousianna.   He told me that he was always impressed with "Texan girls" because they could drink him under the table. I didn't want to admit my low tolerance to booze.   Of course, to impress him, I thought we'd have a drinking contest.  I lined up 8 shots Jack and drank them as fast as I could.  Totally won the "contest", but ended up puking the rest of the night in the bathroom.   

Really, really classy. 

Babydust08

Morning!!! I'll be here on and off all day. Yay for Friday! Let me think about a moment....I'm sure I have so many.

Ya Never Know

canthardlywait426:

Ya Never Know:

I'm here

I think my most embarassing drunk story was the time I went in to the men's washroom at a club, and didn't realize it until a man walked in to the urinal beside the stall I was in and started peeing. Then I tried to stumble out of the washroom without him knowing, but he saw me.

Although, I also went to Cancun, and in one of the clubs there, my friend and I were trying to find the exit, and some goofs directed us in to the men's washroom. Upon our arrival all the men (while peeing) started cheering at us.

I have bad luck with booze and washrooms.

You end up in mens bathrooms a lot, haha!

 

I think i'm on crack. I could have swore your ticker said 18DPO this morning. I need COFFEE.

MKFC

I'm here! Working from home because I have had some nasty stomach bug since Wednesday morning! Miserable!!

Embarassing drunk story....  I passed out in the front yard after a cab dropped me off one night. I woke up in the pouring rain. I felt faaaabulous the next day- HA!! Terrible night!

rtingle001

I'm here!

My worst drunken story was Senior Trip.  We were on a cruise and stopped in Cozumel.  After a few too many drinks and a Tequila congo-line it was time to go back to the ship.  Instead of taking a taxi like normal people would, we decided to ride back on a (slow) horse-drawn carriage.  We were supposed to be back to the ship by 4:30pm and left Carlos and Charlies at 4:20pm.  We eventually made it back to the dock about 4:45pm and had to RUN to make it so we wouldn't get left behind in Mexico.  Even though I was so drunk I still remember everyone standing out on the decks of the ship yelling at us to "Run, Run!"  I'm sure we looked like drunk fools swerving our way down the pier.  They ended up closing the doors right behind us and left 4 people in Mexico. 

canthardlywait426

ECUGirl2004:

I'm here.

Okay, here's a lovely story from when I was in high school.  Like most stupid seniors who get drunk, I always drank really awful crap like the pre-made Purple Passion stuff, and of course, Boone's Farm.  I was very classy. 

So one night I got really drunk, but I had to be at work early the next morning.  I worked at Target in the Housewares department.    On my way into work, I was feeling queasy, and I thought that a greasy breakfast would help, so I went to McDonalds.  I ate a biscuit and felt much better.  I got to work, clocked in, and started to walk back to Housewares.  I made it to the Stationery section and realized I was going to hurl.  I took off running towards the back of the store to get to the employee bathroom.  By the time I got to sporting goods, I had a mouth full of barf and I had to hold it in.  Luckily I made it to the bathroom in time.

I spent probably 6 of the 8 hours I worked that day puking in the bathroom.  What's sad is that no one noticed.  And I got paid to puke.  Nice. 

Wow! There is no wy i would have worked. Oh, and love the pic!

queenie_monica

ECUGirl2004:

I'm here.

Okay, here's a lovely story from when I was in high school.  Like most stupid seniors who get drunk, I always drank really awful crap like the pre-made Purple Passion stuff, and of course, Boone's Farm.  I was very classy. 

So one night I got really drunk, but I had to be at work early the next morning.  I worked at Target in the Housewares department.    On my way into work, I was feeling queasy, and I thought that a greasy breakfast would help, so I went to McDonalds.  I ate a biscuit and felt much better.  I got to work, clocked in, and started to walk back to Housewares.  I made it to the Stationery section and realized I was going to hurl.  I took off running towards the back of the store to get to the employee bathroom.  By the time I got to sporting goods, I had a mouth full of barf and I had to hold it in.  Luckily I made it to the bathroom in time.

I spent probably 6 of the 8 hours I worked that day puking in the bathroom.  What's sad is that no one noticed.  And I got paid to puke.  Nice. 

 

Strawberry Hill, Senior drink of choice 

canthardlywait426

Ya Never Know:

canthardlywait426:

Ya Never Know:

I'm here

I think my most embarassing drunk story was the time I went in to the men's washroom at a club, and didn't realize it until a man walked in to the urinal beside the stall I was in and started peeing. Then I tried to stumble out of the washroom without him knowing, but he saw me.

Although, I also went to Cancun, and in one of the clubs there, my friend and I were trying to find the exit, and some goofs directed us in to the men's washroom. Upon our arrival all the men (while peeing) started cheering at us.

I have bad luck with booze and washrooms.

You end up in mens bathrooms a lot, haha!

 

I think i'm on crack. I could have swore your ticker said 18DPO this morning. I need COFFEE.

It did. I manually changed my O date.

adge_dave

I am here this morning, not very glorious since we got snow again yesterday.

one of my drunken stories, hmm. Don't have to many. i do like to make drunk phone calls though. I called my hubby during my bachelorette party to tell him i loved him and i was having fun.

a.graves

I am here.

I think my most embarrassing drunk story would have to be when I first met the IL's. MIL kept handing me shots and drinks. Then we all decided to jump in the hot tub. I was so drunk! I got up to go outside and ran right into the screen door and broke it. 

Way to make a first impression! LOL.

rrcraz7

Good Morning!

It's not my personal favorite but it was embarassing. We went to a halloween party and I was wearing an old formal dress from high school that was all satin. I had no business being in the dress 4 years after the fact and then I drank to much. I had to ask DH (then my BF of a year) to pull over because I was going to be sick. Not only did I slide right out of the truck on to the ground of a busy bustling campus street as the bars were letting out but the dress split straight up the back and I was puking. That may have been the last time I drank that much and definetly the last time I wore anything satin.

j_luvs_r

I'm here for a little while.

I have quite a few embarrassing drunk stories.  Mostly because I'm not really a big drinker, so when I do, it always ends in disaster...

Five years ago I went to Harrisburg for a friend's wedding.  I didn't drink tons at the wedding, but we went out afterward.  A guy who had a crush on me kept buying me drinks and I kept drinking them.  When we left the bar at 3 am, the streets were full of people leaving bars at 3am.  I stepped off of the curb, put my foot down the wrong way, and went down.  The entire block collectively said "Whoa" or "Wow" or "Oooooh", while my friends quickly picked me up.  Turns out I had broken my fifth metatarsal. 

That's probably the most "memorable".

kerrbear72

bwahahaha... you guys have cheered me up

Julezea

Let's see.... mine all involve me getting hurt! LOL

The funniest was NYE in college...I had to work the next day (my bday) and I didn't want to get wrecked. So we go out at 11, get to the party and i decide, EFF IT! It's my BIRTHDAY! And proceed to down like 5 beers in the 45 mins til midnight! I end up totally annihilated...yelling at the cops while walking to our car....(i was underage!)...my friend's tried to put me in the trunk so I wouldn't get us busted....I pass out in the back seat. We get to my apt, and my roommate and other friend and to get me up the stairs. Well I could barely stand so they push me up the stairs. The friend leaves my roomate and she starts yelling into the night..."DAWN! Get back here and help!! She's not as light as she looks!!!"

Good times... Good times...

 

ECUGirl2004

a.graves:

I am here.

I think my most embarrassing drunk story would have to be when I first met the IL's. MIL kept handing me shots and drinks. Then we all decided to jump in the hot tub. I was so drunk! I got up to go outside and ran right into the screen door and broke it. 

Way to make a first impression! LOL.

That made me LOL  I love it when drunk people run into screen doors!  hee hee

Ya Never Know

canthardlywait426:

Ya Never Know:

canthardlywait426:

Ya Never Know:

I'm here

I think my most embarassing drunk story was the time I went in to the men's washroom at a club, and didn't realize it until a man walked in to the urinal beside the stall I was in and started peeing. Then I tried to stumble out of the washroom without him knowing, but he saw me.

Although, I also went to Cancun, and in one of the clubs there, my friend and I were trying to find the exit, and some goofs directed us in to the men's washroom. Upon our arrival all the men (while peeing) started cheering at us.

I have bad luck with booze and washrooms.

You end up in mens bathrooms a lot, haha!

 

I think i'm on crack. I could have swore your ticker said 18DPO this morning. I need COFFEE.

It did. I manually changed my O date.

 

Ok good, I'm not crazy

canthardlywait426

flgirl79:

I just woke up, but I am here.

Gibler! I have missed you for the last 2 freakin hours.

MaybeBaby2

I'm here for a few minutes.

mrsharris15

I'm here!

Its hard to just pick one... but on my 21st I kept telling everyone to grab their green hats, because we were going streaking through the quad....

maybebride

Here! Still sort of a newbie to this board.

Um, favorite drunk story. That would be the Everclear jello shots. That was the most drunk I have ever been in my life. I had three. Yes, three. Plus beer. It was not pretty. At one point, I got sick in the bathroom at the party I was at. Then I could not manage to go down THREE porch steps to the backyard. I would not have made it. DH (FI at the time) had been working, so I went to the party with his best friend. DH had to come get me when he got off work because I could not stay as long our friend wanted to.

I have only done jello shots twice since then and could barely keep them down. I have now sworn them off for life!

chuleysnackety

I'm here, umm one of the more embarassing drunk stories was that one time I drank so much wine at a little get together my neighbor was having.. I thought i was okay, but lo and behold, I had to puke and I knew I wasnt gonna make it.. so i puked in her sink, and she did NOT have a disposal. YUUCK!

CFH79

I'm here, but just for a little while.  Then I have a very busy day ahead of me! 

 My favorite drunk story is a couple years after college, I went out with a bunch of sorority sisters.  Before we left the hotel, I decided to drink 6 jeager bombs.  Needless to say, I don't remember much of the night, but I did wake up alone in the hotel room, laid out on a pile of blankets near the bathroom

williaw

MissNikki007:

williaw:

Mine involved me singing "I'm all out of love" to a column outside of an apartment complex. Good times.

::butt pinch::

::bewbie honks::