DH is having an affair....

allyandpat2010

With my laptop! I'm so annoyed.

Last night we go out to eat and movie and have a great time we get home round 11:30ish and I get undressed and crawl into bed. I say come get your butt to bed and make love to me!! He goes I was thinking of just cuddling up with you and going to sleep.... sigh....

Its been weeks...

Then he proceeds to get on my laptop and play around for 30 minutes.... I'm like wheres the cuddling?? He says he has to go shower.... so I'm struggling to stay awake... he gets done at 1am... I'm still up waiting for some special time. HE GRABS THE DAMN LAPTOP AGAIN.... I'm pissed and hurt and roll over and go to sleep.... what a fricken jerk seriously.....

MrsHollyMetesh

YOU FREAKED ME OUT! I FORBID you to title a post like this again!!!!

p.s. Aww that stinks. I would hide it!

MotherBucker

You should have handwashed the delicates *wink wink* right in front of him. And not let him join in.

allyandpat2010

I am about to revoke his laptop privilidges.... its my laptop that my company pays for.... seriously I understand its about as warm as me but last night I have had it!

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nopegoat

I would take the damn battery out of it and say you don't get what you want till I get what I want!! Lol! Good luck!

allyandpat2010

MotherBucker:

You should have handwashed the delicates *wink wink* right in front of him. And not let him join in.

Girl if he knew how many times I've gone on manual this pregnancy cause he isnt in the mood and is all freaked out on having sex with me..... seriously...

Soon_2B_MrsM

I have a similar story...my DH came home from work the other day and I was dressed in a sexy negligee and heels I looked so damn cute....he comes in our room and he's shocked and smiles and says this is a nice surprise! He proceeds to the bathroom to wash up a little then comes in the room lays on the bed and says can you rub me ? I end up rubbing his back his head and neck until I am damn starving (food) so I tell him just order a pizza we don't have to do anything grrr...and he does....we never did anything remotely sexy that night my Punk DH!

lillyhd

OMG lmao sorry what the heck is  wrong with him ! he should be lovin this time ! I would agree hide the lab top!