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Crap, I'm not supposed to treat my kid like an animal?

stpetegirlstpetegirl
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Maybe I should quit crating her when we go out then. Sitters are just so expensive. I may need to re-think potty training also. 
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Re: Crap, I'm not supposed to treat my kid like an animal?

  • JMCAVCJMCAVC
    LMAO!  Almost spewed the iced tea from my nose when I read this!  Thanks for the afternoon laugh!  ha ha ha ha
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  • leslie13510leslie13510

    Don't forget to get rid of cribs, safety gates, strollers, and anything else that restrains them.  Only animals should be kept restrained.  Ever. 

     

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  • MotherBuckerMotherBucker

    Dont' even worry about the crate!

    Just make a run in the backyard.

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  • Dreamsicle23Dreamsicle23 member
    Does this mean I should cancel the order for my no-cry shock collar?
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  • stpetegirlstpetegirl

    motherbucker and dreamcicle have me cracking up. 

     

    Okay- true story. I've only had my kid on a leash maybe three times. The problem I have is that I forgot once and tugged on it to get her to hurry up. It really doesn't work as well with a toddler as it does a dog. Different center of gravity.  

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  • MotherBuckerMotherBucker
    imagestpetegirl:

    motherbucker and dreamcicle have me cracking up. 

     

    Okay- true story. I've only had my kid on a leash maybe three times. The problem I have is that I forgot once and tugged on it to get her to hurry up. It really doesn't work as well with a toddler as it does a dog. Different center of gravity.  

     

    Did you not see my PSA about the retractable leash?

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  • stpetegirlstpetegirl
    imageMotherBucker:
    imagestpetegirl:

    motherbucker and dreamcicle have me cracking up. 

     

    Okay- true story. I've only had my kid on a leash maybe three times. The problem I have is that I forgot once and tugged on it to get her to hurry up. It really doesn't work as well with a toddler as it does a dog. Different center of gravity.  

     

    Did you not see my PSA about the retractable leash?

     

    lol, I just found it. Great minds think alike.  

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  • The HousewifeThe Housewife member

    Wait crate training isn't incouraged?

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  • EmilyAnn10EmilyAnn10

    imageDreamsicle23:
    Does this mean I should cancel the order for my no-cry shock collar?

    *falls over laughing*

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  • EmilyAnn10EmilyAnn10
    imageThe Housewife:

    Wait crate training isn't incouraged?

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    ::sigh::

    LMAO! OMG That is the best!!

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  • kellielea79kellielea79
    I've got to give it to you ladies!  You are killing me today!  I haven't laughed this hard all week!  I love it!  Big Smile
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