Who remembers Crazy Etsy Seller?

LoriFalce

Okay...this is convoluted...bear with me.

No, I wasn't e-stalking her. I was on Regretsy and they had this weird GBCEtsy letter from this chick with a shop called Bella's somethingorother. (A "yes, I stole your money and you aren't getting anything! Hahaha!" kind of letter.) I remembered CES's name had a similar name, so I went looking to see if her stuff was still on since this store was closed. I found what I thought was the shop, but didn't recognize any of the dresses, so I looked at her history to see if it was the same chick.

OMG. She had a vampire tutu on her daughter. And took her daughter to pose all over tombstones in it. For the future Elvira in every little girl.

If SheWhoMustNotBeNamed only knew.

 

eowynmn

I thoguht maybe you were talking about the one who had all those disturbingly sexual pics of her daughter in dresses on her etsy that pm'ed everyone who made fun of her.

iris427

zomg you should page her (does she still post ever?)

LoriFalce

eowynmn:

I thoguht maybe you were talking about the one who had all those disturbingly sexual pics of her daughter in dresses on her etsy that pm'ed everyone who made fun of her.

That would be her.

 

iris427

eowynmn:

I thoguht maybe you were talking about the one who had all those disturbingly sexual pics of her daughter in dresses on her etsy that pm'ed everyone who made fun of her.

Isn't that who she means?  I got a PM from her making fun of my kid.  Awesome. 

Toosdai

Why doth thou not linketh??

Califlorida

ahhh, i remember her!

LoriFalce

iris427:

eowynmn:

I thoguht maybe you were talking about the one who had all those disturbingly sexual pics of her daughter in dresses on her etsy that pm'ed everyone who made fun of her.

Isn't that who she means?  I got a PM from her making fun of my kid.  Awesome. 

Now imagine...if you have a strong enough stomach...those sexy pics in a form-fitting Morticia Adams gown with a tutu part around her ankles, posing with her butt J-Lo-ed out, clutching locked cemetery gates. Or leaning against a tombstone.

 

Monkeybuttwhat

Please for the love of everything holy give me a link.

LoriFalce

Toosdai:

Why doth thou not linketh??

For fear of bannanation.

But if anyone would like to email me at lorifalce@gmail.com, I may or may not be persuaded to impart additional data.

 

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miss.jess

https://www.regretsy.com/2010/03/06/a-store-announcment-from-bellas-beauty-and-more/

LoriFalce

miss.jess:

https://www.regretsy.com/2010/03/06/a-store-announcment-from-bellas-beauty-and-more/

Yes...that is where it started.

And because you were not afraid....and because IE made me do it and I am weak...

https://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=19408310

 

Sunny1inTucson

what a whackadoodle. you know we're all going to get PMs again from insane lady.

Monkeybuttwhat

ugh that poor little girl

Gramyson

as if the costume itself wasn't disturbing enough...

 cemetery.

no.words.

lanie30

It was funny to watch the crazy etsy sellers/theives hash it out on here. Hippy with her nonsensical CHARGGGGE against inappropriate child photos (even though she regularly posted nudity on her own facebook site) and this woman PMing everyone to ask what the problem was with all of us meanies.

Oooh a hoot!

Pumpkin111

LoriFalce:

miss.jess:

https://www.regretsy.com/2010/03/06/a-store-announcment-from-bellas-beauty-and-more/

Yes...that is where it started.

And because you were not afraid....and because IE made me do it and I am weak...

https://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=19408310

 

wow. I thought it was going to be a fake graveyard set up - like for Halloween.  wtf is wrong with that lady.

Fordlor

I remember that mess.  In fact, I think I saved a link from when Hippy received eight PM's from the CES. 

LOL.  Good times. 

LoriFalce

lanie30:

It was funny to watch the crazy etsy sellers/theives hash it out on here. Hippy with her nonsensical CHARGGGGE against inappropriate child photos (even though she regularly posted nudity on her own facebook site) and this woman PMing everyone to ask what the problem was with all of us meanies.

Oooh a hoot!

I know. I mean, I thought the pictures were weird, vaguely inappropriate, but I was not prepared to have the woman brought up on child pornography charges by the FBI like Hippy seemed to want. And the CES's reaction was just wildly over the top.

At least, I thought it was over the top. Until I saw her Baby Vampirella calendar spread.

 

Monkeybuttwhat

I loved when that crazy etsy lady PMed all of us lol. I never even commented on that crap. She just PMed the whole darn board.

miss.jess

I hope she brings it back here for entertainment.  Her letter proves her insanity.

LoriFalce

miss.jess:

I hope she brings it back here for entertainment.  Her letter proves her insanity.

To clarify...the letter is not hers. I was checking Etsy to see if it was her, because her store has a similar name. It wasn't her. She is still in business, and the other shop is shuttered.

I don't want anyone to mistake "nutjob" for "fraudulent nutjob."

 

miss.jess

LoriFalce:

miss.jess:

I hope she brings it back here for entertainment.  Her letter proves her insanity.

To clarify...the letter is not hers. I was checking Etsy to see if it was her, because her store has a similar name. It wasn't her. She is still in business, and the other shop is shuttered.

I don't want anyone to mistake "nutjob" for "fraudulent nutjob."

 

Ohhhh okay, that clears some things up.  I didn't search any further than seeing the letter. 

lanie30

"Jo? honey, ok put on this skin tight outfit and lean up against that tombstone.
No. NO it isn't creepy? Do you want McDonalds? then lean up against the tombstone. Jo? Look at me. Give the camera your best scary but not too scary look. That a girl. That a girl. Oh, now look! you've spotted Edward! he's imprinting on you. Give him a good look while leaning over the graves. Good.

JO! No you can't go to the bathroom. Here, let mama fix your eye liner. 

This is the magical conversation I will never have with my child. 

LoriFalce

lanie30:

"Jo? honey, ok put on this skin tight outfit and lean up against that tombstone.
No. NO it isn't creepy? Do you want McDonalds? then lean up against the tombstone. Jo? Look at me. Give the camera your best scary but not too scary look. That a girl. That a girl. Oh, now look! you've spotted Edward! he's imprinting on you. Give him a good look while leaning over the graves. Good.

JO! No you can't go to the bathroom. Here, let mama fix your eye liner. 

This is the magical conversation I will never have with my child. 

Ahaha! I just did this conversation, almost word for word, for my husband, a little skit entitled "Things I will never do with my niece."

 

iris427

Her little girl is beautiful.  I hope she isn't scarred for life.