Dear Aunt Flow,
We need to have a discussion about this whole weepy, crampy, headache bloated mess that you inflict upon me every month. If you are going to torture me incessantly then at least have the decency to stick with one set of symptoms! One month its sore boobs, and nausea (dangling carrots that make me hope I'm pg) and the next its back pain, diarrhea (sorry TMI), and cramps that make me beg for mercy?! Have some mercy on me please and pick a set of PMS symptoms and menstrual symptoms that make some effing sense. Thanks.