You have gotta hear this one...

MellyMelB

This is definitely not for people who are easily squeamish but I have to share my latest adventure in potty training. Last night Sophie actually volunteered that she had to go potty so my husband took her. She did great. She peed right away but insisted she had to go caca. It was taking a while and right smack in the middle of it my husband has to go do his own business. LOL. This happens to me all the time. I get the urge to go because Sophie went. Its so bizarre. Anyway, I took over keeping an eye and ear out for Sophie.

She finally went and was super proud of herself. She called for daddy to come see but since he was at the other end of the house in our bathroom, I told her she would have to wait. So, we wiped and finished up. The whole time my proud kid is going on about how big this caca was and the color and all that. I know, YUM. Haha. She ran to my bathroom to tell my husband about it - he was still in no shape to come see it but praised her well. We then went into the living room to play with her tea set.

One second Sophie is there....the next she is not. So, I went looking for her. She was in her bathroom. Standing as close as possible to the toilet, looking inside. In her hand was a tiny tea cup plate. Hmmm.

"Sophie, what are you doing?" She jumped a foot. Looked at me and replied, "Looking at my caca. I need to flush it." I told her, "Then flush it." She said, "No, I need to show Dada first." I went over the same deal....that he would see it when he was done. She said okay, took her plate, and walked out of the bathroom.

GIRLS. I know exactly what that little girl had in mind and bet you all $100 that had I been just a few minutes later that caca would have been sitting on that little plate and its way to my husband.

I could not even believe it. So, I had to share. TMI?

 

southmiamiwifejen

LOL. Oh, Sophie. I've never met your daughter and yet I love her. Thank God you caught her in time!!!

LizC78

LOL @ Sophie..

 It only gets worse.. Logan loves to announce what color it is.. Anyone's.. And when your in a stall at mall and he yells "mommy, it dont smell good, let me out" and proceeds to open the door...

Fun times..

miamicubajam

OMG Mel. That is seriously hilarious. The things kids do. She was so proud. Poor thing didn't see anything wrong with it.

rach312

I'm really glad that the story ended that way.  About halfway through I really thought she went into the potty and took it out. 

Haleakala

lol.....that made me giggle at my desk. Thanks for sharing Mel

soontobemrs.rjd

Sophie is lucky she's cute, cause that is GROSS

MelanieJH1016

hahhaha! oh yeah that poop SOOO would have been on that plate!!!!!!

EliStar

Mel.

oh. my. god. I am dying here.

I can almost see the look on Sofia's face now, when you discovered her in the bathroom. Holding the little plate, looking all innocent. Mua ha ha ha!! I friggin love her!

cocojack10

LM AO!

mjz

OMG. Hilarious! I'm glad you caught her in time!

sandye

That is too funny. It's a good thing you got there when you did. Oh the things I can look forward to when we have a baby LOL.

mrsjessnjorge

I've never met Sophie but from her photos and your stories of her, I swear I can just picture her. I can even imagine what her little voice sounds like. She is too freaking cute. Thanks for sharing!

Gator09

LOL

MellyMelB

I had to blog it. LOLOL. This is definitely a story I want to remember to tell her prom dates in a few years.

MrsJOSEnADRI

MellyMelB:

I had to blog it. LOLOL. This is definitely a story I want to remember to tell her prom dates in a few years.

OMG!  This is definitely one of those stories she'll be embarrassed about later.  She's too cute!

claudia01

Your sophie stories always crack me up!

PJ33062

I would not bet the $100, you'd win!!  hahaaaa  LOVE her!!!!!!!!  Thanks for sharing Sophie stories!!! 

MrsJuneHawk

LOL

taxbride

hahahahaha.  that's great!

NatandRick

That was a great one, Sophie has me cracking up over here

ReiszsPieces

Hahaha, that's awesome.  Lol.  At least she didn't fill up the tea cup and ask you to have a tea party with her.