I go to write in a student's planner about how they didn't do any of their homework last night. In the notes section from last week there is this little ditty.
The planner has quotes in it and asks for "student input" the quote was Jose & his brother Juan enjoy playing outside. What kind of things do you enjoy doing?
My student's response: having sex
Did I mention I teach 2nd grade? She's 7!!! Apparently she sits with 7th & 8th graders on the bus (her seat got chaged b/c she wasn't getting along with her original bus buddy) and she heard them all talking about it and how "great" it is.
I emailed her Mom at work and told her that I needed to talk to her ASAP about something I had read in her planner and that I would love to do it today. Never even got a reply let along a phone call.
Oh yeah, and then a kid threw up in the garbage can right in front of me 10 seconds AFTER the school nurse sent him back to class because he was fine. I got hit with some splatter