If I could post a picture of this bruise

greenclown

without posting a picture of my ass, I would.

It's the biggest bruise I've ever had in my life.  It goes across my whole right cheek.  I barely slept last night because everything hurts.  Falling down the stairs sucks. 

mmkaye

Geez butt bruises suck.  Before my horse died, I went out to check on her and was getting her out of the gate and one of the other idiot horses freaked out and slammed the gate that was in my hand back.  It hit me in the butt and I had a bruise that was in three lines where the three bars were on the gate.

It hurt so much to sit.  Maybe you can sit on a pillow all day.

Mee83shell

I did that last year about this time! It hurt sooo bad! I had a huge bruise on my asscheek and a huge bruise on my hand!

Jenandtonica

Owie!! In all the times I've fallen on my ass (stairs, ice, etc.) , my ass has never bruised. Is that a problem? I have a booty, but it isn't that cushioned.

krate24

Ugh, that sucks!  When I was just learning how to mountain bike I road through this really rocky section and couldn't keep my momentum going.  I ended up stopping and falling over, with a rock going right into my hip.  I had the biggest, darkest bruise I've ever seen! 

I hope it heals quickly and that you get some relief!

BostonGayGal

ow ow ow