You are the worst piece of sh*t ever to roam this God-Forsaken earth.
How do you sleep at night? Everytime you flame a newb you get a new pin
stuck in your stupid STD-infested, whore-c*nt. You are a waste of time
and oxygen. You should never have children. I will see to it that you
don't. I CURSE YOU WITH CANCER.
/spit.

Little Man (4 years old---holy cow)
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
Re: LMFAO (Waves @ voodoolady) 2nd hate comment!
Fukcing awesome. Do you have an IP tracker on your blog?
really? That's just rude....and she said the C- U Next Tuesday word.....maybe she should find a hobby instead of leaving mean hate posts!
::Runs for the Holy Water::
::back with the holy water::
This should clear up the STDs...lol
lol. well what am i going to do about the bowels, the vomit, the eels, the cancer, the spit, the devil, the fugly, the barren, the hot air, et al?
You cure ONE of my many curses, inflictions and ailments? Useless.
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
what?! you didn't tell me you have an STD? great, now I need an antibiotic.
The fugly= Make up
The vomit= gravol
The eels= Lets phone the zoo to take them away
The spit= a paper towel to wipe it up
The devil= a naked moon dance maybe?
It's a start!