"OMG, you're pregnant?!"

jlee1106 · February 2010

Me: Yes, where have you been? (Read: Yes, clueless co-worker. I am pregnant. I am huge. What the fuuck did you think was going on?)

Her: Oh, you know what? Now it sounds familiar. I though you lost it, though. Hmmm...I must have dreamed that.

Me: No, we're both good, thanks. (Read: Indifferent + blinking)

Schwandy · February 2010

That's horrible. Who says to someone "Oh I thought you lost it." What a dumb @ss

buckin · February 2010

Wow. Please smack her for me.

krate24 · February 2010

That's just ridiculous. I hope you followed that up by kicking her in the shins.

jlee1106 · February 2010

I'm thinking maybe I'll throw something at her from a super secret ninja hiding spot.

She's a totally stereotypical flaky therapist.

SBma · February 2010

What on earth? What a moron!

jCamsquared · February 2010

Wow, I just literally gasped when I read that. What a biitch.

jlee1106 · February 2010

krate24:
That's just ridiculous. I hope you followed that up by kicking her in the shins.

I was in such shock. I couldn't process what this moron was actually saying in time to react how I would have liked to.

MrsVonKikabee · February 2010

She's a douchefvck. Seriously? You say something that dumb and then follow up with something DUMBER? Way to go, Captain Moron.

Newspaper Articles · February 2010

I cannot believe she fixed her mouth to say that. What an asshat.

Lambie. · February 2010

Wow. WTF?

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