So DD hadn't pooped in a few days...fine. Well I get home from shopping pick her up and I can feel her pants are wet. No big deal. I put the changing pad under her and lift her sweater and the onesie underneath is covered in poop up to her chest. I take the diaper off (very carefully) and it drips poop on my carpet UGH!! I'm home all alone trying to figure out how to get her to the kitchen sink to wash her off. It was ridiculous! I finally get her to the kitchen clean her off and go back in my room where my dog took the poopy diaper out of the bag I had put it in and is now eating the diaper and getting poop all over my carpet!! If I didn't laugh at this situation I would have had to cry. I'm telling my dad about this situation and he lets me know I used to do this once a week for about a year...fantastic!!
Re: Holy Blowout!!
Hilarious! I read this to DH because I thought it was so funny! Sorry about the poopy carpet though!