Don't assume she's talking about the tp she used to wipe herself.
Luckily I checked and had fun fishing out the whole roll of toilet paper (you know the back-up roll that you leave on the "tank") that accidentally fell in.
I was so glad a. she didn't try to flush and b. that she told me.
Re: when your 3 yo tells you, "the toilet paper just bonked into the toilet"
Mandi unrolled a brand new roll into the toilet and tried to flush....yeah great times.
At least she told ya lol
the use of the word "bonked" is even funnier when you find out how it happened
PS - I sent you an email over the weekend, did you get it?