^ My batshytcrazy mother's FB status message. In re: the fact that my sister won't let mother dearest of the 44GGG ta ta's wear a plunging neckline to sis's wedding.
Does anyone have some Xanax?
No Xanax, but I've got wine.
::hands glass over::
crownedbee:"Nothing, mom, unless you're a stripper. Show some class and cover yourself for your daughters wedding."
Tried that. She would first have to understand the definition of class.
I like this too but know Lib's point about her mom not knowing class