Let's play most embarassing PG moment

grace416

WARNING: this may trigger morning sickness

So last night we went out for dinner with a few friends, and during dinner I had to sneeze. There was no time to leave the table, or grab a tissue, it came on full force! So I pointed my head down into my chest and tried covering it. Well with the increase of blood flow, I've been having a lot of nose bleeds. So there it was ,glistening in the  lights, all over my chest , red covered snot. 2 minutes later our meals arrived. BON APPETITE.

YOUR TURN! What's the most embarrassing PG moment?

canamama

I have a feeling I will win.  When pg with my second DD I crapped my pants in Target.  I thought it was just gas so I let it go.  Well big surprise - it was more than gas.  My hubby was there and he had to go buy me new pants and I went and changed and put the old ones in the trash in the bathroom.  Fun times....luckily we had been married for about 7 years at the time.

grace416

canamama:

I have a feeling I will win.  When pg with my second DD I crapped my pants in Target.  I thought it was just gas so I let it go.  Well big surprise - it was more than gas.  My hubby was there and he had to go buy me new pants and I went and changed and put the old ones in the trash in the bathroom.  Fun times....luckily we had been married for about 7 years at the time.

hahaha I will take a million bloody sneezes any day. That is soo funny. My husband would tell everyone if I crapped my pants.

niki731

canamama:

I have a feeling I will win.  When pg with my second DD I crapped my pants in Target.  I thought it was just gas so I let it go.  Well big surprise - it was more than gas.  My hubby was there and he had to go buy me new pants and I went and changed and put the old ones in the trash in the bathroom.  Fun times....luckily we had been married for about 7 years at the time.

LMAO   ya I think yours might win....   The cable guy was here today and I was down stairs with him and had to run up the steps and lay down.  I started sweating, got super dizzy and lost my vision.  Needless to say he was here for 2 hours.  Poor guy.  We have rental properties and DH was there fixing stuff. 

kasslynne

Oh no! Grace...that is not fun at all.

Shandie_725

I peed my pants and honestly hadn't realized it. Thought my water broke b/c one moment my pants were dry, the next they weren't and called my OB. Went into L&D to be told I peed my pants.

kasslynne

canamama:

I have a feeling I will win.  When pg with my second DD I crapped my pants in Target.  I thought it was just gas so I let it go.  Well big surprise - it was more than gas.  My hubby was there and he had to go buy me new pants and I went and changed and put the old ones in the trash in the bathroom.  Fun times....luckily we had been married for about 7 years at the time.

Oh man...and the award goes toooooo Canamama! 

baldwinsbride

i have 2.. one from each pregnancy

with my 1st (DS) i had to pee so bad... and I MADE IT!! so i went back out side, sat on the porch with my husband and a group of our friends... but when i sat down.. i peed again.. like WTF???!! lol

with 2nd (DD) i was at work and had to sneeze.. and pee'd my pants infront of 12 ppl!! so embarrassing!! lol

 

CMSullivan326

I went out to dinner with my DH and Dad. It was in the afternoon on a Sunday at a VERY well known restaurant and it was PACKED with the church rush. I was starving and could NOT wait to eat. As soon as I got food I dug right in, mid meal and mid bite all of a sudden nausea rushed over me. DH looked at me and said, "Are you alright" all I could do is shake my head and there it came! I had to think quick so I pushed my head into my plate as far as I could and was reaching up with my hands to grab napkins trying to cover my face and plate so no one could see. When I was done, my plate was FULL of vomit and I had it all in my hair and all over my shirt. I got up and went straight to the bathroom to clean up. While I was gone apparently the poor waitress came and took my plate. I felt a million times better and decided to stay and let the guys finish eating. The waitress didn't even look at me the rest of the time. Needless to say I was VERY embarrassed and couldn't wait to leave!

sweetestlove

Not as much as embarrassing as funny, but I was sitting in my male co-worker's office at about 16 weeks pregnant and he asked me how the pregnancy was going (knowing that I am high-risk) and stated that I didn't even look pregnant yet. Right on cue, the pre-pregnancy puffy vest I am wearing bursts open. We had a good laugh. I didn't even try to button back up He says, "We'll I guess you just popped!"

JennyGrl

I was puking out in the parking lot at work and I though I could make it in to the bathroom. I ended up puking all over the side of my bosses car. I had to go tell him and that was the scary part haha. 

Adrienne4.11

well I guess technically this is not a ''pregnancy" story, but after I had DD I went back to work and continued to pump and BF. I was a waiting tables and hadn't realized that so much milk was leaking and had soaked right through the absorbent pads. I went to at least 2 tables with huge wet spots on my nipples before a coworker mentioned something to me. 

britanie

grace416:

WARNING: this may trigger morning sickness

So last night we went out for dinner with a few friends, and during dinner I had to sneeze. There was no time to leave the table, or grab a tissue, it came on full force! So I pointed my head down into my chest and tried covering it. Well with the increase of blood flow, I've been having a lot of nose bleeds. So there it was ,glistening in the  lights, all over my chest , red covered snot. 2 minutes later our meals arrived. BON APPETITE.

YOUR TURN! What's the most embarrassing PG moment?

 

That actually happened to me once. Fortunately I was at home though. 

britanie

canamama:

I have a feeling I will win.  When pg with my second DD I crapped my pants in Target.  I thought it was just gas so I let it go.  Well big surprise - it was more than gas.  My hubby was there and he had to go buy me new pants and I went and changed and put the old ones in the trash in the bathroom.  Fun times....luckily we had been married for about 7 years at the time.

Sorry I meant to quote this one.

PlainandTall

Mine's not the best story- but I do have a photo to go with it.

I was pregnant with my second child, it was the first week of September and still very hot.  I had some errands to run, a stop at the hardware store- and then I promised my son we'd go to Dairy Queen for a cone.  My mom was with us, but I was driving.  We pulled up at the hardware store and as I got my son out of his car seat I felt something give and tons of warm water came gushing down my legs and filling my shoes... making a puuddle right there in the parking lot.  It was then that I noticed the sign on the building where I had my big leak and that made me laugh- I asked my mom to snap a picture (my poor little boy was so worried!) before we rushed home to grab the hospital bag and get busy.  We never got that ice cream cone and the craving was nagging me the whole time through labor- I felt so cheated.  Soon after our daughter was born I sent my husband out of the hospital to hunt me down some ice cream!

ladymac82

After 19 weeks with practically no nausea or vomiting at all, last week I threw up so hard that I peed on myself! Luckily I was home alone! :-)

bluejayway

Oh my gosh, such funny stories. Nothing that bad has happened to me yet...knock on wood!

shawnandnickie

OMG the Target one made me laugh literally out loud, poor girl!  Yay for the hubby being there to help, now you guys have a great story!    So not as embarrassing as that, but, I did fart out loud in front of my husband the other day.  I've NEVER done that before and he just looked at me and said, "Honey, was that?  Did you?  Was that you?"  Not fun...  

grace416

PlainandTall:

Mine's not the best story- but I do have a photo to go with it.

I was pregnant with my second child, it was the first week of September and still very hot.  I had some errands to run, a stop at the hardware store- and then I promised my son we'd go to Dairy Queen for a cone.  My mom was with us, but I was driving.  We pulled up at the hardware store and as I got my son out of his car seat I felt something give and tons of warm water came gushing down my legs and filling my shoes... making a puuddle right there in the parking lot.  It was then that I noticed the sign on the building where I had my big leak and that made me laugh- I asked my mom to snap a picture (my poor little boy was so worried!) before we rushed home to grab the hospital bag and get busy.  We never got that ice cream cone and the craving was nagging me the whole time through labor- I felt so cheated.  Soon after our daughter was born I sent my husband out of the hospital to hunt me down some ice cream!

hahahah that's awesome you got a pic. I love the puddle pooled around you.