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FYI: if your dog eats your progesterone

You can induce vomiting in a 45 lb lab who has eaten somewhere between 30-50 200mg progesterone pills by feeding them 1/2 a slice of bread and then using a turkey baster to get 1/8 C of hydrogen peroxide down their throat.  If they don't puke, skip the bread and double the hydrogen peroxide.

Then take the dog to the emergency vet to have their liver levels checked.

Then try not to wring the dog's neck for eating the stupid pills in the first place when they were in a duffle bag on your bed that he had to break into and break open the bottle of pills.  (hint: childproof does not = dog proof.)

FYI: Labs will eat ANYTHING.

He's fine, btw.  Dumb as a box of rocks, but fine.

Re: FYI: if your dog eats your progesterone

  • I am so glad that he is okay, but this is hilarious!!
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  • oh, poor dumb puppy.  sounds exactly like something my puppy monster would do!
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  • OMG that is crazy. I am glad he is ok though!
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  • OMG! LMAO! I am so glad that he is totally fine. 

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  • OMG...how crazy! Sounds like my crazy dog...I'd be soooo annoyed at him too (once I knew he was ok)!
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    I'm glad your pup is ok!

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  • OMG, I'm glad he is OK! That is really funny though...
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  • So glad your pup is ok! I have a soft spot for labs :)
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  • Oh no!  Glad he's ok. 
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  • OMG!  That's crazy. 

     

    Glad to hear he is OK! 

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  • OMG  that is hilarious!  i'm so glad he's okay tho!!!
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  • OMG!  I'm glad he's okay!  Hilarious story!
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  • ps-  picture of box or rocks, I mean lab, in my blog.  UGH!  This post inspired me to blog again.... should anyone else wonder what happens when your dog eats your fertility drugs.

    I'll let you know if he gets pg.

  • my dog ate prescription meds once too . . . such a pain. glad he's okay!
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  • Wow!  I did have to laugh a little bit while reading this!  You are right..dumb dogs....
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  • holy crap!  glad he's ok.
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  • I love this post. I'm sorry he ate your progesterone, but we do love our animals, don't we!
  • Glad he's okay.

    And his uterine lining will be all ready for implantation.  Oh wait...

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  • I just spit lemonade across the room!!  Sorry about your pills but that is hilarious!
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  • That would scare the heck out of me. Glad he's ok!
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  • OMG, no way... I'm laughing so hard right now, I cant stop! Poor thing, and poor you... geez, what a day, huh!
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    I am so glad that he is okay, but this is hilarious!!

    i agree!!!

  • I'm surprised he ate them. They are bitter as hell!

    My beagle once ate an entire pack of my birth ontrol pills. she went on to have 6 healthy puppies a few months later.

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  • hahaha, too funny! We have a white lab and she as well tends to be much like a box of rocks but she's just to sweet and loving to be mad at for more then a few minutes!!

    Animals are something else, They are always good for a laugh...atleast right up till you have to truck out to the pharmacy and spend more money on your meds again!!

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    hahaha, too funny! We have a white lab and she as well tends to be much like a box of rocks but she's just to sweet and loving to be mad at for more then a few minutes!!

    Animals are something else, They are always good for a laugh...atleast right up till you have to truck out to the pharmacy and spend more money on your meds again!!

    I'm just glad I had a refill and don't have to explain this to the RE! :)

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