Does anyone have some breastmilk to spare for my contacts? Anyone? (C&P)

goodheartedmommy

Has anyone used breastmilk to store their contacts ?

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Does it work? I'm out and DH and I are both feeling under the weather. Is it safe and are they comfortable to put in in the morning? I have read on the internet about it but I would like some real life stories. TIA.

kevschickee2

PMQ:

O.M.G.

AH HUH my thoughts exactly

MelandJeff

I am speechless..,

And, how does one read that on the internet? Are they actually GOOGLING Breastmilk and contacts? Or, Other Uses for Bewbie Juice?

Zenya

ha!  Are you on TWWS?  That was snarked to death over there.

goodheartedmommy

MelandJeff:

I am speechless..,

And, how does one read that on the internet? Are they actually GOOGLING Breastmilk and contacts? Or, Other Uses for Bewbie Juice?

You mean, like this?

Facial Cleanser: Breast milk holds the ability to clean the skin very well. You should apply the breast milk on the face and wipe it clean. Believe it or not, breast milk can remove eye makeup.

 

Nevermind. OMG. 

Sexual Lubricant: Males can squirt the breast milk directly onto the penis in order to use as a lubricant during sexual intercourse. Females can hand express the milk into a sterile cup in order to do this. Breast milk can be used the same as a couple would use Vaseline, KY Jelly, or Astroglide.

 

goodheartedmommy

Zenya:

ha!  Are you on TWWS?  That was snarked to death over there.

I am, but don't go on there often. I ventured into talk amongst ourselves on mothering and saw it. 

belle204

um ... hmmmm ... wow...