P is standing by the open window (shade not down) buck naked and me trying to get her dressed...
Me: Pearl, do you want everyone to see your privates?
Pearl: Yes! I want to open them.
Me: Not presents... privates! (me pointing to my privates)
Pearl: Oh... but I don't know how to open them.
Me: No ... you don't want to open them. You don't want everyone to see your privates that's why you have to put your underwear on.
Pearl: Oh.. then, we can see peoples and kids?
Me: Yes
Pearl: OK, Mommy
Re: My conversation with DD tonight...