DH is lucky...

calalily416

to be alive!

I have been very easy going this entire pregnancy- really.  I know he thought I would be a huge complainer and wimp- but I have taken everything like champ- but for the last 2 weeks I have encountered some complications with my BP and it is causing me to be stressed out.  Also, at 37 weeks, my whole body looks the same except for the GIANT belly that has appeared- and is making me super uncomfortable.  I have had heartburn since 8 weeks, but it has literally become unbearable and keeps me up all night long...(I know, I am preaching to the choir, we are all going through this--)  So anyway-- I go to lay in bed, which is what the Dr. wants me to do when I am not at work, and I can hardly roll over.  And DH yells to me from the other room "Could you stop with all that sighing and heavy breathing already.  God!" 

The man is lucky that he still has his man parts and that I did not fly out of the bed like a demon and rip out his eyeballs.

Sorry to complain, but I had to get that out-- if I told this to my family or friends they would massively judge him.  Easier to vent to 3rd parties! :-)

FutureMrsDavidson

You defintely should have ripped his eyeballs out. I would have.

sleepingbeauty825

My hubby did something similar the other night. I was trying to get off the couch and he goes, "Why are you breathing like that?" I was ready to kill him.

aocain02@yahoo.com

Oh he is lucky!! I really haven't complained much this entire pregnancy and have sucked it up when I don't feel good and gone to do whatever my hubby wants to do but yesterday the drama king had a tummy ache and has not left the couch at all. He also has gone on to tell me how I'm a mean horrible person for trying to get him to go to Costco today. Whatever dude.

Neen33

Wow! Those are fighting words for sure!!!! I hope he felt like a chump when you chewed him out!

umsldispatcher

men have no clue. i have only just recently started with the whole uncomfortable cnat hardly move thing and sometime he just looks at me weird like he is about to say something and i am like dont even go there. i make dinner almost ever night still, take care a 19 month all day long, do the laundry, chase after 3 dogs, clean up the place, and he works all day i know but he doesnt have someones foot coming up his throat and heartburn that takes your breath away, a hand smashing your bladder, another foot kicking the heck outta your ribs, all whil her little head is trying to push its way out between my legs. come one guys just dont even say anything. lol

MrsColvin

Wow he is lucky to be alive!!! Thankfully my DH is opposite... He gets mad at me for struggling to do it myself!! He says I need to learn to accept his help!

calalily416

ALG29:

Oh he is lucky!! I really haven't complained much this entire pregnancy and have sucked it up when I don't feel good and gone to do whatever my hubby wants to do but yesterday the drama king had a tummy ache and has not left the couch at all. He also has gone on to tell me how I'm a mean horrible person for trying to get him to go to Costco today. Whatever dude.

 I always thought my DH was an only child- but your DH might be his long lost brother!  I didn't chew him out-- I simply said, "What did you just say?" and he repeated himself, and I said, "Ohhhhhhh, ok, that is what I thought you said."  And then I just kept reading my book.  He came in a little while later and took one really nasty eyeball from me-- and then he realized the super error of his ways.  I can't wait for this baby to get here so he can realize he isn't the center of the universe like his stupid mother has been telling him for 32 years!!!!!!!!!!