s/o DH thinking we are fat...

ericalea511

DH: Did you get the new jeans. ME: yeah but the other were too big and these are too small.

DH: Well keep them. No point in taking them back. ME: I guess.

DH: I will bring you home a side salad so that you can start to work on that. Make sure you get working out tonight. We want you to fit in those dont we?

ME: (In my head because I am now speachless) WOW, can you even see your penis without my help?

 

manda_mullins

BWahahahahaha @ your thoughts!!!!!

 

And you totally should have said that out loud.  

julia0402

Um, I'd have strangled him with the jeans.

jenn11980

ericalea511:

ME: (In my head because I am now speachless) WOW, can you even see your penis without my help? 

 LMAO...I really think men are just dumb

inbetween

Isn't it funny how a 9 month beer gut is okay, but a 'just had a baby belly' isn't.

Men are so full of themselves!

flyrsgirl1

OMG I love it!  You totally should have said it out loud!

Heather & Nayt

LOL you thoughts are great! i would have said it out loud. and that sounds like something my DH would say! got to love men...

NY-allie

julia0402:

Um, I'd have strangled him with the jeans.

Pretty much this.  When I told DH I needed to get new clothes because the old ones didn't fit he said "have fun".  

katiekate1974

Uh. "we". "Side salad"...so much is so wrong with all of this. I would have called him out. And for real called him out, not just snarky, semi-PA called him out.