Crazy mom times

ArcticFox

Today was ridiculous... thought I would share.

DD is sick and woke up 5-ish crying that she wanted to watch Frosty (normally sleeps til 8)

DD drew on my white fabric couch with a blue crayon.

I made DD an english muffin and buttered it, but the baby was sleeping in my arms so against my better judgement I let her eat on her table in our family room (couldnt lift her into the highchair)... not 2 minutes later the muffins are face down on the area rug with butter all over!

DD saw her swing outside had blown over so that it was stuck on her playhouse - she's crabby and sick - so she had a tantrum and threw her fave bear (won't sleep without it) - lands in the cat's disgusting water dish and soaks up all the water in like 2 seconds.

I take her upstairs, come downstairs to get her a juice box, go back up and DD had ripped off her diaper...I can only hope she didnt pee somewhere...  I put a new dipe on and she manages to squeeze the juice box all over herself.

That's about half my day.. lol!