Today I'm annoyed with DDs dad.

peanutontheway

I'm tired and cranky.  I worked night shift last night and I haven't slept yet.  I just wish DD would take ONE good nap today.  Of course she doesn't when I'm tired. 

But he's in Chicago living the good life free of responsibilities.  It usually doesn't bother me because I don't like him...as a person and I think he'd do a sh!tty job helping raise DD.  But FFS I just want SLEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!  He could at least tone down on the douche a bit by helping me financially...nope. 

I hope he falls in a parking lot and hits his head.

achase123

LOL!  That is a funny image-sometimes I wish DS' father would drive off a cliff.  I guess it just goes along with what they do.  DS' father drives a lot so I wish he would just sail off a cliff one of these days.  It sounds like your DD's father spends time in parking lots so whatever works.  Either way they should get awards for being the doucheiest douches ever!!

peanutontheway

achase123:

LOL!  That is a funny image-sometimes I wish DS' father would drive off a cliff.  I guess it just goes along with what they do.  DS' father drives a lot so I wish he would just sail off a cliff one of these days.  It sounds like your DD's father spends time in parking lots so whatever works.  Either way they should get awards for being the doucheiest douches ever!!

Yes.  Lots of time as in walking from his fab job as a fab attorney to his fab Land Rover being fab.  Really it's better he isn't around.  I would have a hard time being close to so much awesome.

 

nbjenni

peanutontheway:

achase123:

LOL!  That is a funny image-sometimes I wish DS' father would drive off a cliff.  I guess it just goes along with what they do.  DS' father drives a lot so I wish he would just sail off a cliff one of these days.  It sounds like your DD's father spends time in parking lots so whatever works.  Either way they should get awards for being the doucheiest douches ever!!

Yes.  Lots of time as in walking from his fab job as a fab attorney to his fab Land Rover being fab.  Really it's better he isn't around.  I would have a hard time being close to so much awesome.

 

Hmmm, a lawyer who doesn't pay child support? Sounds like a well written note to the State Bar is in order.

peanutontheway

You are correct in that statement.  However, certain things prevent me from doing so.  (It's really a long drawn out fabulous story.)

 

And the lurkers are drooling....

nbjenni

peanutontheway:

You are correct in that statement.  However, certain things prevent me from doing so.  (It's really a long drawn out fabulous story.)

 

And the lurkers are drooling....

Dude, screw the lurkers. I'M drooling.

peanutontheway

Bwwwwwaahaaahahahaahahahaahhahahahahh.

 

 

 

For realzies: I may type up the long twisted story at some point.  It's pretty pathetic.

ErinC27

I think it is fun to dream up things I would love for DD's dad to do. I felt bad about it at first, but now I am totally okay with it. Mostly I want him to end up in jail and have some big guy calling him Sally and having his way with him.

achase123

ErinC27:

I think it is fun to dream up things I would love for DD's dad to do. I felt bad about it at first, but now I am totally okay with it. Mostly I want him to end up in jail and have some big guy calling him Sally and having his way with him.

This would be a great fate for ex-DH too....man, you gals have some good ideas!  We should start a post about what kind of karma our exes deserve!

 

I would really, really lurve to hear your long drawn out story too!

nire99

Having your DC's father in jail isn't as fun as it sounds.  Although, right now she's the hit of kindergarten.  One of her friends actually said: "That's so cool! I wish my dad would go to jail for a little while."  Out of the mouths of babes.

Malli Jane

ErinC27:

I think it is fun to dream up things I would love for DD's dad to do. I felt bad about it at first, but now I am totally okay with it. Mostly I want him to end up in jail and have some big guy calling him Sally and having his way with him.

 

Oh how many times I thought of something like that for DD's father. It wouldn't be the first time he's gone but it does help me get through the long nights, haha. 

fauxshelley

I have wished that a roof would collapse on Douchebag's head. 

TxMama2010

LOL! Oh the many things I wish for DSs father. He works at a daycare as a day job and works with afterschool kids. I often wish for a scene from America's Funniest Home Videos where a child randomly hits him in his jewels with a baseball bat. He has a fairly successful band that he plays with most nights (they've opened for Kenny Chesney, Brad Paisley, etc) and I know for a fact that he hasn't been reporting that money to the IRS. I've considered helping out Uncle Sam and reporting him. Let him rot in prison for tax evasion. I'm sure Big Bubba would love to have him.

haleyw458

TxMama2010:

LOL! Oh the many things I wish for DSs father. He works at a daycare as a day job and works with afterschool kids. I often wish for a scene from America's Funniest Home Videos where a child randomly hits him in his jewels with a baseball bat. He has a fairly successful band that he plays with most nights (they've opened for Kenny Chesney, Brad Paisley, etc) and I know for a fact that he hasn't been reporting that money to the IRS. I've considered helping out Uncle Sam and reporting him. Let him rot in prison for tax evasion. I'm sure Big Bubba would love to have him.

You know...I've heard that if you turn someone in for tax evasion, you get 15% of whatever they get out of them. Not sure if this is true or not, just what I heard! Maybe it was if it was over $200,000 or something. I'm not sure I don't remember!