Best Line from Christmas Aught Nine

RandZB

DH's cousin's 5-year old son to DH, as they were looking for his jacket so he could go outside with his Paw to burn leaves:

"It's a vampire jacket, except it doesn't have any turds on it."

Evidently DH's cousin has been telling his son that vampires and zombies eat poop in addition to their normal blood and brains fare.  The jacket was just a plain black jacket, so I don't know what qualified it as a vampire jacket, especially when taking into account the absence of turds. 

I can't wait to have a 5-year old boy.

EJS425

thats awesome - and dont worry we'll have 5 y/o's in the blink of an eye!

schmoodle

I kind of want to make that my FB status just to confuse people. Awesome!

RandZB

I think I'm going to use it from now on whenever I get DH to help me look for anything.