I asked DH if he would wipe my ass

Lambie.

If I got to the point where I couldn't.  The look on his face as he screamed "NOOOOO..." was priceless.  He then said, "I'm glad you asked now instead of coming out of the bathroom, pants around your ankles with toilet paper in your hand and poo on your ass, asking for help.  That would have been awkward."

I'm still laughing.

Thusadeedoo

I literally just LOL'd

Lambie.

I should also add that in the same conversation I learned he is both a front and back wiper.  "Any and every angle to get the job done well."

greenclown

LMAO.

Speaking of ass wiping, I tried from the front today.*  Not a fan.  I felt like I couldn't reach, and I'm not even pregnant.

*At least I pooped.