Babies on the Brain

Dear Santa:

When you visit this week, can you please take DH's bird home with you before I put him on a skewer and create new Screeching Cockatiel appetizers with him?

Thanks,

Leaning towards being Naughty

PS. Atleast give him Laringitis for oh I don't know, a year?

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Re: Dear Santa:

  • Sounds to me like you've got eggs in your future. 

    My cockateil was a nightmare right before she laid.  

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    He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be.  He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.  
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  • imageBallSox:

    Sounds to me like you've got eggs in your future. 

    My cockateil was a nightmare right before she laid.  

    Kinda like you, eh? ;)

  • I'm not a big fan of birds....without fail they ALWAYS fly at me and land on my head. Dude, I know my hair looks like a nest....but it really isn't.
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    imageBallSox:

    Sounds to me like you've got eggs in your future. 

    My cockateil was a nightmare right before she laid.  

    Kinda like you, eh? ;)

    lol, true.  It was hilarious..we thought it was a boy bird until my brother got sick and moved back with my parents short term.  He moved in and the bird went NUTS and laid like 2 eggs.  I think she had a crush on my brother because anytime he came "home" for extended visits (read:  thanksgiving, christmas, etc) within a day of his arriving, she'd start squawking.

    This of course amused me and annoyed my brother. 

    Image and video hosting by TinyPic Little Man (4 years old---holy cow)
    He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be.  He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.  
  • imageBallSox:
    imagehippotree:
    imageBallSox:

    Sounds to me like you've got eggs in your future. 

    My cockateil was a nightmare right before she laid.  

    Kinda like you, eh? ;)

    lol, true.  It was hilarious..we thought it was a boy bird until my brother got sick and moved back with my parents short term.  He moved in and the bird went NUTS and laid like 2 eggs.  I think she had a crush on my brother because anytime he came "home" for extended visits (read:  thanksgiving, christmas, etc) within a day of his arriving, she'd start squawking.

    This of course amused me and annoyed my brother. 

    That is hysterical.

  • My SIL used to have a bird and it loved my dh. It would perch itself on him and just sit there and nibble his cheek and ear. Then idiot bird would try to land on my head and get all wrapped up in my hair and freak me out. I know it was trying to get me out of the picture so it could have my husband. Stick out tongue
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  • Yea. My bird IS A BOY. and has been doing this since we got him  (a year ago). We used to keep him in the back bedroom but when I got pregnant we moved him to hang in the dining room because that bedroom was going to be the nursery.

    Now he screams at me whenever he sees me. He hates me. He cusses me out and I periodically throw things at his cage when DH isn't looking.

    I serioulsy hate this flucking bird and will not be sad at all when it is dead which makes me feel like an awful person.

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