When you visit this week, can you please take DH's bird home with you before I put him on a skewer and create new Screeching Cockatiel appetizers with him?
Thanks,
Leaning towards being Naughty
PS. Atleast give him Laringitis for oh I don't know, a year?
Re: Dear Santa:
Sounds to me like you've got eggs in your future.
My cockateil was a nightmare right before she laid.
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
Kinda like you, eh?
lol, true. It was hilarious..we thought it was a boy bird until my brother got sick and moved back with my parents short term. He moved in and the bird went NUTS and laid like 2 eggs. I think she had a crush on my brother because anytime he came "home" for extended visits (read: thanksgiving, christmas, etc) within a day of his arriving, she'd start squawking.
This of course amused me and annoyed my brother.
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
That is hysterical.
Yea. My bird IS A BOY. and has been doing this since we got him (a year ago). We used to keep him in the back bedroom but when I got pregnant we moved him to hang in the dining room because that bedroom was going to be the nursery.
Now he screams at me whenever he sees me. He hates me. He cusses me out and I periodically throw things at his cage when DH isn't looking.
I serioulsy hate this flucking bird and will not be sad at all when it is dead which makes me feel like an awful person.