This pregnancy is almost over and...

misswhit85

I have had 3 unwanted tummy touches and zero unwanted pregnancy advice. That is probably the only benefit to living 4 states away from family and friends.

Now I wonder if I'll magically escape all the wonderful parenting advice people love to dish out to parents of newborns, I can't possibly be that lucky.

Since I have not had to endure much BS from random people please tell me about all the crazy advice you've gotten.

karaokerampergirl

I haven't got any weird comments or "advice" this preg. at all either. Strange.

tbirt24

DHs uncle says a smart*** comment to me everytime I see him. I already did not tolerate his ignorance pre-preg. (He is ruthlessly racist and it drives me NUTS)

• I don't know what he's feeding you, but everytime I see you you get bigger and bigger
• Are you sure there ain't 2 kids in there? I ain't never seen a belly that big with just one baby in it.
• Let me move my drink off the table before your belly knocks it over.

It has taken everything I have not to knock the **** outta him. Esp. with these hormones. I just fume at DH and he gives me the whole "he's an idiot you're beautiful" routine.