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Funny of the day

The candy with the little holes:

 

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red......................Cherry

Yellow................Lemon

Green..................Lime

Orange   ............... Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.

None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,

'Oh my God! They're a$s-holes!'

 The teacher had to leave the room!

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