OMG National Media! (ENOUGH ALREADY mentioned)

Scout05

STOP REWARDING PEOPLE FOR MANAGING TO SOMEHOW PROCREATE.

I. DO. NOT. GIVE. A. RAT'SA_SS IF KENDRAKOURTNEYKATEJOHNOCOTODUGGARWHATSAFARK MANAGED TO EXPELL A HUMAN BEING FROM THEIR LOINS.

I. DO. NOT. CARE.

(not even the Duggar. I don't care. I hope the baby is okay, but really, I am so sick of hearing about these people I could spit warm goatmilk)

 

ShellShockedMama

I know you're mad, but please don't say warm goatmilk b/c then all i do is giggle and completely forget i should be mad along with you

SpeedGlenn

The warm goat milk story still makes me throw up a little in my mouth.

And I thought eating a cow we named was bad.

Court1

Agreed.  Just the term goatsmilk makes me laugh.

sydney0928

SpeedGlenn:

The warm goat milk story still makes me throw up a little in my mouth.

And I thought eating a cow we named was bad.

I missed the goatmilk story! Recap please.

And yes, I am tired of hearing about celebuspawn.

ShellShockedMama

sydney0928:

SpeedGlenn:

The warm goat milk story still makes me throw up a little in my mouth.

And I thought eating a cow we named was bad.

I missed the goatmilk story! Recap please.

And yes, I am tired of hearing about celebuspawn.

grr_argh wrote:  

Speaking of goats, wanna hear something gross?

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When I was a kid we were dirt poor.  Mom sent me to a classmate's mom's house for babysitting.  The classmate's mom had goats and geese.  The geese chased me around all the time.

But that's not the emotionally scarring part.

In the house where they babysat me, they only drank fresh goat's milk.  She milked the goats every afternoon, so when we came home from school, she'd put fresh (still warm) goat's milk down in front of us with cookies for our snack.

And I would have 2 choices:  Drink it warm before it separated or let it cool and then drink through the cream that rose to the top.

 

Is that the most disgusting thing you've ever heard?  Ever? 

ShellShockedMama

https://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/27437264.aspx

and here is the link

 

 

grr_aargh

Wow.  I thought that said "From their lions."  I think expelling a kid from your lions is pretty impressive.

And yes, :bows: Grr_Aaargh = goatwarm.