I went out with a group of girlfriends yesterday for a play and brunch. I ordered the bloody mary bar, and got up to use the restroom, and secretly asked the waitress to replace the vodka shot with water.
I felt very proud of myself.
Of course, then one of the girls says, "I guess you're not pregnant!" in what seemed to be a way too obvious way (I just got married 3 months ago, damn it).
I think I'm overly suspicious, but if I found out another friend told her, I will be seriously pissed.