Mom's of boys.....

butterbeansmama

What the heck is the obsession with the penis all about? I swear. Ds doesn't draw attention to it very often, but when he does, he has to involve me one way or another.

Like tonight: I put him to bed, go downstairs. Not 5 minutes later, he is calling me back up to, "momma, itch this please" (normally he wants me to itch his ear or his eye or something like that. I get up there and he pulls down his blanket, has his hand down his pants and asks me to itch his penis. Oh dear, it can't get any worse than this. Or can it?

cnybride2be

i'm laughing because i've never been asked to itch that as a mom of boys. and i'd like to believe that with them getting older, they won't ask( 3 and 4)  i am also now knocking on wood because i laughed.

Temp108743750006959

this morning I got, while on the toilet, DS told me, "my penis is long, make it stop" ...um...no.

cnybride2be

vccake:

this morning I got, while on the toilet, DS told me, "my penis is long, make it stop" ...um...no.

now this i've heard (right down to the make it stop).

amanda&rob

hahahaha!  This whole post made me laugh!

buffalo_buckeye

Boys and their wangs! Ds was getting a bath this morning and I told him I was going to get some clothes from his room. He said "ok mama, you get the clothes and I'll stay here and touch my peanut (penis)." Sigh. It's like if he has access to it (bath, going potty, changing clothes) his hand is a magnet.