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noah-bear
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Is she pregnant, is she not, I JUST CAN'T TELL!
noah-bear
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That was the thought going through half of the people at the store today. I've been so bloated the last two days. My shirts are getting too short and my boobs aren't helping that problem by getting fuller sooner.
Sigh. I really wanted to be in the double digits before I had to wear maternity clothes for good.
/vent
ETA: It doesn't help when I'm carrying a nearly 11 month old. Just makes it look like I'm lazy.
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Re: Is she pregnant, is she not, I JUST CAN'T TELL!
I started wearing my maternity pants at 8 weeks. I couldn't fit into my jeans anymore at 6 weeks....so I just wore sweats....now my sweats are too tight and I can't even wear them. So to maternity clothes I went. This week I can't even wear my regular t-shirts because my boobs got bigger and tummy is bigger. Ahhhh!
Im gonna be naked before I give birth at the rate I'm going, because nothing is gonna fit besides a curtain. lol
It's ok, we'll make you a sexy dress like Little Mermaid did out of a sail. We'll make yours out of lacy and sheer curtains! You'll be one stylin lady, then all you have to do is open it like a robe and pop out the baby...I mean poop out the baby. Hehe
You always know the right thing to say to put me in full dead laughter. That outfit sounds like something from playboy....think I could be on the cover? Of course, during birth.....no other way. You could be my agent. I think we could work it. Yup....thats it.
Steal my kids picture or pretend they are yours, I will find where you live and ship all of their dirty diapers to your doorstep. Promise.
Being comfortable I think makes a person have a good or bad day. I'm glad your having a comfy day!
Hahaha!
Steal my kids picture or pretend they are yours, I will find where you live and ship all of their dirty diapers to your doorstep. Promise.
Okay but I'm demanding make-up and hair stylists. I don't want to look like absolute crap especially since I'll probably be in labor for quite awhile before the crowning happens. So we are gonna have to somehow pause the labor so they can make me all up and make me look extra purdy....before the crowning actually happens. Thats the only way ONLY WAY I will do it.
As my agent noahbear, you have to meet my demands gosh dang it!
Oh BTW, its that time in the afternoon. Have you pooped today? I gotta go now. Be back later. Make sure you put it in your chart
You're so damn picky. Fine, if you MUST. Hehe. I'm sure you'll be beautiful! Maybe by then we can make a real-life DVR, or we'll push the baby back in so that it can happen a second time, just in case we need another take.
I have! And I made a grading scale so I know, in comparison, my pregnancy poops and which ones contribute to my hard bloated belly
Only if you promise to give us adorable bump pics all the time! I'm glad you clarified that you had pooped. I was worried.
Would you like to join Nursemegan and I for our pooping schedule? We ladies need to stick together in these hard times. <--pun totally intended
We can be friends....your siggy makes me smile...a bunch! I send a request! Gotta go now... lol seriously! I'll be back in a few!
haha, I totally laughed out loud at the pun intended portion of your post. And I would love to be included in the poop schedule. As I mentioned in a post below, poop is apparently one of my new favorite topics
When you have your LO, it consumes your life! A friend of mine (her DD is 3 days older than DS) and I talked for 1.5 hours about poop. It's amazing how something so.....icky...is so interesting. Lol
I just went. It was a large (nursing always wants to know size lol)
Write it down. So were all good that we pooped today.
Oh hey BTW my bump is still there....really weird!
OHHHHHH a few months ago just after we found out I was KU I was, go figure, talking about poop as it pertains to a LO with my DH...
GUESS HOW MANY TIMES HE THOUGHT WE'D CHANGE DIAPERS A DAY!?!?!?!?!?!
2 ..maybe 3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA one of my gf was over here and she just looked at me like OH SH*T and I was like, PLEASE don't tell him the truth! just let it go lol
Yes....this is a good thing.
He's gonna think you'll need a pack of diapers a month. You'll are gonna be rich after all. Wow, I hope my kid is that cool.
all BM's welcome
I've been meaning to tell you I like you, think you are nice and appreciate your presence on the boards
Aww well thank you! Thats really nice of you to say. I love your bump by the way! so cute.... someday my bloat will turn into one.....