dumb wine question

Mrs.Rotty

how do you get the mother effing cork back in the bottle?

XXXXX222

Hehe I turn it upside down and put it in that way.

dmogmo

Usually the opposite end that was nearest the wine is narrower...try flipping it and sticking it in.

And invest in some wine stoppers! 

ETA: What sulfa said. I know what I wrote didn't make much sense. 

MaxOrTori

You're not supposed to, you have to drink the whole bottle! 

XXXXX222

MaxOrTori:

You're not supposed to, you have to drink the whole bottle! 

Good answer!   

sweetpea7628

sulfababy:

Hehe I turn it upside down and put it in that way.

This.  Unless you are a lush like me and you don't need to put it back in because you drink the entire bottle.   lol