If you like Harry Potter anyway...
"Last night, my husband and I were playfighting. He had me in a hold and was tickling me. I shouted, "EXPECTO PATRONUM" at the top of my lungs and my cat came running in from the other room, scratched my husband across the face, then ran back out. MLIA."
Re: MLIA Funny
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
next try, Petrificus totalus.