Moms of boys: what do you call "it"?

ciaobella*

What do you have your son call his thing? I'm just curious because I've heard a mom at the store bathroom have her son call it a "wally" she said something like "hold onto your wally" or something like that.

eclaires

Penis. 

Original, I know.

Wally is... interesting.

springmom

penis. ?We keep it simple.

summerbrideDC

it's a penis.  We call it "penis".  

j-w

We aren't quite there yet, but it will be penis.  I can't stand the goofy made up words.  My SIL used 'tally,' short for tallywacker.  Seriously????

mom2one

penis. kids who know the proper terms for sexual body parts are less likely to be molested.

jorie

Wally?  Why not just call it what it is?  A wang.

emilykristene2006

penis

KoriBrett

We all call it a penis, even DD.

ciaobella*

jorie:

Wally?  Why not just call it what it is?  A wang.

lol I know was thinking the same thing, or boinker?

We also just call it a penis.

penguingrrl

I don't have a boy, but if I did he would say penis. My daughter calls her vagina a vagina, not something made up.

#6

Arm=arm  

head=head

Penis=penis

Leg=leg

Why make names up for things when they already have names that are perfectly fine?

My grandmother likes to call "it" a Tally-Wacker....yeah..its pretty funny to hear her say that to Landon and him then say "no grandma, its a penis"

 

MelandJeff

Schlong, wank, hoo hoo dilly, snake, winky..

 

Well, that is what I call it to others that are not my son. My son has been taught that it is a penis, because, well, that is what it is. Once he has that mastered, we can move on to the fun names.

Bellisimo

Boys have a penis.  Girls have a vagina.

BlairFrench

OK fine we call it a doodle.

AnneUCSB

We call it what it is- a penis.

reemarie81

penis!

Mominator

Penis. I am not into cutesy names for body parts.

Punk*Mommy

Penis. That's what it is.

LestaMarie

We usually just refer to that part of the body on the kids as their "privates," although they do know the proper names.  Logan and Ava both think it's funny to call Logan's a "weenie."

goldenprincess

Like many of the others, we call it penis too.

gracendantho26

It goes by a few names but mosty his penis..every so often it's his "tally wacker" and as an ode to what DH's parents called "it" his "Charlie".

gracendantho26

Oh my gosh these responses are so sassy. You ladies need to have some nicknames for it so these posts can be more entertaining like the "doodle" response..that made me laugh.

Purrrfect433

Ben calls it a Winky. I call it his pee-pee or penis, occasionally. Ben calls it winky because of a sill rhyme my hubs used to say while changing his diaper "Wipe the winky and close this stinky". No convincing Ben to call it penis has worked.

Also, we call Emily's labia "wee-wee" or "pee-pee" because technically, we never have a reason to refer to her vagina. Only her labia. Ha! I know, I know. So hypocritical to refuse to call her labia a vagina when I'll use made up words for their genitals. Whateves. They are 4 and 2, not med-students.

lilpiglet

We call it his penis or his wee wee, my mom calls it his pee bug, I really have to get her to stop that.  I don't mind calling it his wee wee, only because he can say that, but i'll be happy when he starts using the proper term "penis" for it.

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hmd

DS calls it his "weenie."  I was going to teach him to say "penis," but somehow this stuck instead.

amiamish

"pee pee"

amiamish

Purrrfect433:

Ben calls it a Winky. I call it his pee-pee or penis, occasionally. Ben calls it winky because of a sill rhyme my hubs used to say while changing his diaper "Wipe the winky and close this stinky". No convincing Ben to call it penis has worked.  

hahahaa!!!

sunshiny79

Here is my standard answer to this question:

My DS's know that it is a penis.  They call it a wee-wee b/c that's what they can say clearly right now...and I highly doubt they'll still be calling it a wee-wee in high school or college.  By then they'll probably have their own names for it .