3rd Trimester

I'm just going to stop drinking water and drink arsenic instead.

Because, I mean, it's in my water anyway, right?

Re: I'm just going to stop drinking water and drink arsenic instead.

  • Don't forget to add in a few drops of class C drugs as well.
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  • you know i was just thinking "hmm i'm thirsty"....arsenic wasn't in my top five but now that you mention it a nice glass of arsenic sounds yummy.
  • Ok, did I miss something again? Sounds like it may have been good!
  • And it wont harm LO you know...cause your 39 weeks and all....

    ....so then next week I guess ill be in the clear?.. Full term is safe right?

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  • imagebrandyward:
    Ok, did I miss something again? Sounds like it may have been good!

    Clicky 

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  • I was going for a Bud Light, I mean there is water in that right? And it's filtered and with the chemical reactions going on in there, its not like a whole bunch of pathogens can live in the that environment.
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  • Okay, but my water has flouride added so you may want to get some of that to add to your arsenic for your dental health!!

  • Ok I just googled all the Additives that are actually in cigarettes...599!!! I'm pretty sure water is just a BIT better than smoking a cig. IMO  Confused
  • imageCKLee1107:

    Okay, but my water has flouride added so you may want to get some of that to add to your arsenic for your dental health!!

    So smart! Wouldn't want my LO to have a mommy with no teeth.

  • add formaldehyde it should help
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    imagebrandyward:
    Ok, did I miss something again? Sounds like it may have been good!

    Clicky 

    Thanks mucho! 

  • Simply amazing how ignorant some people are...It's shocking that they even knew how to get pregnant in the 1st place...
  • Wow. Where do these people come from, and who are their doctors? I was a smoker, and doc said stop immediately...no cutting down, no 2-3 per day, nada. I want this baby so badly I'll do anything for him RIGHT NOW! If I can't even stop smoking, how the heck will I provide for him later!?

    I've heard people claim their doctors say not to stop immediately, but that's crap. How can you trust a doctor that says, "why yes, you should keep putting arsenic and all the other chemicals into your body 2-3 times per day" ?!?!

    Ok, sorry, I had to put in my 2 cents since I didn't get to earlier. Thanks! :) 

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