This post from my local board disturbed me, but made me laugh (TMI)

DNK777 · October 2009

I'm just going to copy it here since the local nesties moved to a different website.

This story has TMI!!!! and is a bit long.

I have 2 cousins that at the time of my wedding were about 18-19 years old. Cousin C has a cute little body and Cousin A does not. I used to be pretty close with C but she got pretty hard to deal with in her teen years so I had distanced myself a little bit.

My sister's threw a shower for me at my mom's house. C and A come wearing VERY SHORT skirts. They are very obnoxious. Sitting on the couch not lady-like at all (wrestling around etc). So, at one point. C walks in front of me and I flipped the back of her skirt up (my WT moment) and am horrified to find what appears to be no underwear. So, I called her on it and she denied and said she was wearing underwear (a thong) but that A wasn't wearing any at all.

A's mom: I told you to wear underwear today!
A: I don't like them
A's mom (to group): she doesn't like underwear because they roll down her belly in front.
Me: well then buy a bigger pair!
my mom: GET OFF MY COUCH NOW!!!!

So, mom made them sit on hard chairs with a piece of paper on it (to protect the chair).

Fast forward to shower end and A gets up and the paper on her chair is all wet and wrinkly!

The moment they left we were all racing for the couch in order to flip the cushions! And had it cleaned professionally ASAP!

Fast forward to the wedding day...

The bridal party is hanging out in the church (back area) and people keep coming back to say Hi, etc. Several people kept asking if we had seen "those 2 girls". I hadn't yet but I knew who they were talking about. So, A had on a spaghetti strap hot pink tank top and her boobs were sagging so bad that the shirt was tucked in under them and they were barely staying in the shirt. C had on a rather ugly/revealing dress with funky streamers hanging down. EEK!

During the reception, they were doing the macarena. The photographer is all kneeled down, ready to get a group shot when they turned his direction. His wife comes over and says...don't take the picture there is going to be an exposure...and sure enough...jump, turn...plop...out came A's goods! She tucked them back in and kept on dancing...but we all got quite a show!!! My dad saw her a few weeks later and said something to her and she was shocked and said she didn't think anybody had saw. Dude...all eyes were on her b/c it was very obvious it would happen sooner or later!

So, story is easier to tell in person...hopefully the written story was easy to follow.