LOL! Oh my...hold on to your bladders ladies.

kittycarr

DH leaves with the kids and says he'll be gone for a while.  I said like how long.  He said what cleaning do you want to get done.  I said I need my coffee, want to straighten up the kitchen, do the floor and our bathroom and hopefully have time to run the vacuum through the living room and hallway at the very least.  He says perfect, I'll be gone long enough for you to get that done.  

We get the kids dressed and they leave.  I make my coffee, turn on the news and enjoy.

45 minutes later I hear the garage door open and he wants to know why I have nothing done yet.

KrisBriMcBunny

are you effing kidding me???? It takes that long to brew a pot of coffee and enjoy a few cups.

shouldbeworkin

LMAO!  I guess he just volunteered to do all of that so that he can learn how long it takes, huh? 

rebs

Oh my.  So tell him you will take the kids out while he cleans.  Then return in half an hour and question why it isn't done!!

pincushions

yeah that sounds like my DH!

#6

Yup, thats a man for you.  

At least you had 45 mns of you time   

kittycarr

rebs - I could do exactly that and he would be done.  He's bitched about why it takes me so long.  I tell him I'm thorough.  He says he is too.  So I swipe my hand along the shower wall and my whole hand comes back white.  His answer, it's because I've ruined the vinyl with green scrubbies.  Hmmm, I seem to be able to get it clean though.  I don't care how ugly it is - I want it clean.  He says he doesn't want to ruin it more.  I says you can't scrub the vinyl off more than what I've done so there' no reason you can't put some ass behind it yourself.  He says stfu and do it yoruself next time, I say thank god and this is why I argue with him that I do the housecleaning and not him.

Mominator

Oh my! LOL My H picked up the kids an hour ago and all that I have gotten done so far is weatherproofing/winterizing 1 window. I have 17 more windows to do and I'm not sure I can have it done by 5pm.