**nanny**

Hello_Nicole

I just read your post on FB about how your cat smells really bad...My cat has been farting all night!!!  Her farts were permeating the entire room and she kept getting on my bed and putting her butt in my face!  YUCK!It was so bad that I had to go in the other room for a few minutes!

nannyannie

Lmao! I wish my cat farted. Then it'd go away. No, she just SMELLS. I want to bathe her, but I'm pretty sure I'd die in the process. She has back claws still, and she's about 25 pounds...so yeah. Lol, not a happy kitty.

sleepingbeauty825

nannyannie:

Lmao! I wish my cat farted. Then it'd go away. No, she just SMELLS. I want to bathe her, but I'm pretty sure I'd die in the process. She has back claws still, and she's about 25 pounds...so yeah. Lol, not a happy kitty.

My cat is about the same size. I forced a bath on him recently and he scratched me so bad I needed stitches! That is not a lie! I definitely learned my lesson after that.

nannyannie

Eek! No baths for Bella!

Hello_Nicole

What does she smell like?  Cat food?  I gave Belle (our cat) a bath once because she had a diarrhea problem and it was all over her.  I'm sure the animal police might come out on this one....So, to avoid getting scratched, I put a little harness on her (the ones that you attach the leash on their back, not neck) and then I put the leash on it and looped it around the washcloth rack in the shower.  I just wet her with a cup so she wouldn't be scared by the water coming out of the faucet.  She didn't like it much at first, but eventually she just sat there and dealt with it (she had claws too)!!!

nannyannie

That is a fabulous idea!

Actually, she just smells sort of like a litter box. She's clean, she just smells like old litter. O_o It is gross. And she is now super pissed at me 'cause I told her so. I swear she knows what I'm saying.

Hello_Nicole

Belle is just a B*tch!  She can be sweet when she wants, but most of the time she doesn't care about you or anyone else.  My mom and I like to talk about what the cat would say if she could talk, and we are pretty sure she would have a pretty heavy profanity laced vocabulary haha!

nannyannie

Lol. My cat would say "Food. Now. More."

Also, to Bun:

"Leave that pale one and run away with me. Or, better yet, kick her out, or make her be the pet. I want to sleep at the head of the bed with you. She can sleep on the couch."

Hello_Nicole

I think this was on the Hooter's post, but I will tell you how we got our cat.  We were living in KY @ Fort Knox and my husband was gone a lot and I wanted a dog to keep me company, so we go to the local humane society to check out their dogs.  Well, I am the first one to the door of the building and I try to open it and only manage a small crack before it gets stuck, so I kept pushing the door open and it wouldn't budge!  All of the sudden, the lady that works there is screaming at me to stop and I wasn't sure what was going on, so I stepped back and waited til she opened the door for me.  Wouldn't you know that there was a little kitten laying in front of the door and she actually had stuck her head underneath the door to look out at us while I was trying to open it and got herself pinned to the floor!  I started crying because I was so worried I had hurt her pretty badly/  Long story short, we get the dog and bring home the cat (she won us over with sympathy points) she kept getting stuck under doors so I bought a bell to go on her collar so we could hear where she was...Hence the name "Belle."  Also, she is a southern belle cat  

Sorry my grammar is bad right now, I am so tired!

nannyannie

Awww! Lol. Bella also has a bell on her collar..'cause she tends to slink under things and disappear for a whole day. O_O