I guess I am not going to be a "Hot Mama"

MuckDiva

AOL has a report on how Ellen Pompeo is already red carpet hot and then showed a bunch of other "hot mamas".  I am going to a black tie affair tomorrow and I must admit...... I will not be one hot mama.  I picked up my dress the other day and my stomach (which was never flat) is very pouchy even with Spanx and I have so much back fat pouring out of the back that...... well it isn't muffin top...... maybe whipped cream topping?

Grrrrr how I hate red carpet hotties for making snapping back into shape look easy.

I am so wearing a shawl with my dress.

Nicavesani

Please girl... they're not REAL mommies.  

They have trainers, chefs, and nannies.  You're a REAL mom... all the cushions included!   

sprice88

If we all had millions of dollars....I'm sure you will look extra HOT!!!

BitterOldHag

Nicavesani:

Please girl... they're not REAL mommies.  

They have trainers, chefs, and nannies.  You're a REAL mom... all the cushions included!   

And they are most likely starving themselves as well.

Jami lynn

BitterOldHag:

Nicavesani:

Please girl... they're not REAL mommies.  

They have trainers, chefs, and nannies.  You're a REAL mom... all the cushions included!   

And they are most likely starving themselves as well.

pastalady

And they all get tummy tucks right after their c-section, that's why all the stars have c-sections. A girl I know who is a trainer also said no celebrity goes past 34 weeks so they don't gain any extra at the end of the pregnancy. They would rather have their baby in the hospital with potential problems then gain extra weight!

Chrysallys

Nicavesani:

Please girl... they're not REAL mommies.  

They have trainers, chefs, and nannies.  You're a REAL mom... all the cushions included!   

This!

korinne76

Haha. I'm definitely not a hot mama, either. The problem is I was really in shape before babe, so all of my before clothes are especially unobtainable. I guess thats what 9 months of eating chicken salad sandwiches will do to you. I don't know why I assumed at 32 years old the pounds would 'melt' off. bummer.