MY unpopular opinion

jane.says

I think tons of girls on here lie. I don't exactly know why. It just seems like a lot of people pranced out of the hospital with a perfectly tight vagina, went home and put their newborn (who could already hold their head up, grab their toys and roll over) to bed with just a paci and a pat on the butt, and painlessly fcuked their husbands. That's all.   

renebean319

LOL

this is the best.post.of.the.day!

samjo07

I 2nd that!

Mrs.Teddy

haha! thats great....

BelleBaby

I almost spit soda onto my laptop!

DoubleDiamond

Vagina issues, my dear?

Gina1221

LOL

sprice88

this is great!

mrs. remy

::::DIES:::::

thatgirlang

Well, I can honestly say that even after two kids, my vagina is pretty perfectly tight.

mistresscox

LMAO! 

(although I did go home with a perfectly tight vagina-no lie! )

Bestsugar

hee hee

kiki-W

jane.says:

I think tons of girls on here lie. I don't exactly know why. It just seems like a lot of people pranced out of the hospital with a perfectly tight vagina, went home and put their newborn (who could already hold their head up, grab their toys and roll over) to bed with just a paci and a pat on the butt, and painlessly fcuked their husbands. That's all.   

didn't you mean to say 

"seems like a lot of people pranced out of the hospital wearing their PP jeans with a perfectly tight vagina "

water-fairy

LMAO

Lolita0626

LOL. Awesome post.

katie_cj

thatgirlang:

Well, I can honestly say that even after two kids, my vagina is pretty perfectly tight.

Best answer of the day.  LOL!

BitterOldHag

jane.says:

I think tons of girls on here lie. I don't exactly know why. It just seems like a lot of people pranced out of the hospital with a perfectly tight vagina, went home and put their newborn (who could already hold their head up, grab their toys and roll over) to bed with just a paci and a pat on the butt, and painlessly fcuked their husbands. That's all.   

 

I totally agree.

Of course I hobbled out of the hospital crying my eyes out, but with a perfectly tight vagina, and 6 wks later painlessly fcuked my husband but I had a C-section.

Then again, I also had one baby came home right away, one who didn't come home for 3 weeks (and almost didn't come home at all) and practically ripped myself apart physically and emotionally with stress during my maternity leave.

So their lies make me snort and entertain me on occasion.

 

 

H4'sFan

Tee hee!!!!

Either that, or they are just VERY lucky!

MrsBatty

hahahahaha ...  love it.

orion09

actually thats exactly how my pp story went and how advanced my DD is... don't hate! 

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oooooohhhh-emmmmm-geeeee!! thats hilarious!

::standing ovation for this post::

jenerally

five stars!

sweetyface77

kiki-W:

jane.says:

I think tons of girls on here lie. I don't exactly know why. It just seems like a lot of people pranced out of the hospital with a perfectly tight vagina, went home and put their newborn (who could already hold their head up, grab their toys and roll over) to bed with just a paci and a pat on the butt, and painlessly fcuked their husbands. That's all.   

didn't you mean to say 

"seems like a lot of people pranced out of the hospital wearing their PP jeans with a perfectly tight vagina "

O.M.G.  This was priceless!!

KoCoLoCo

I am totally one of those girls.

Corinneallyson

LOL. Well, yeah, wasn't that your experience too?? BTW - Savi still hasn't rolled over...and I still don't fit into my pp jeans *cries a little*

Nicole Williams

lol!

heidismith

LMAO

robbie3982

I was actually just thinking something similar.  Sure seems like just about everyone on here was back to pre-preg weight and clothes 2 weeks post delivery and has a baby who STTN.

edwins_girl

I'm totally developing a mad girl crush on Jane. This is the post of the day and that seems to be a popular opinion!

jolis_petits_bijoux

kiki-W:

jane.says:

I think tons of girls on here lie. I don't exactly know why. It just seems like a lot of people pranced out of the hospital with a perfectly tight vagina, went home and put their newborn (who could already hold their head up, grab their toys and roll over) to bed with just a paci and a pat on the butt, and painlessly fcuked their husbands. That's all.   

didn't you mean to say 

"seems like a lot of people pranced out of the hospital wearing their PP jeans with a perfectly tight vagina "

jane.says

kiki-W:

jane.says:

I think tons of girls on here lie. I don't exactly know why. It just seems like a lot of people pranced out of the hospital with a perfectly tight vagina, went home and put their newborn (who could already hold their head up, grab their toys and roll over) to bed with just a paci and a pat on the butt, and painlessly fcuked their husbands. That's all.   

didn't you mean to say 

"seems like a lot of people pranced out of the hospital wearing their PP jeans with a perfectly tight vagina "

Thank you! I forgot that one! 

balihaigirl

OMG you are awesome!

mjlx207

balihaigirl:

OMG you are awesome!

 

 

Heather577

Is it so unbelievable?

lol

*Caress*

LMAO!!

deeanneharris

I totally agree with you. I tell DH the same thing all the time.

CalinsBride

I concur wholeheartedly.

Chrysallys

Haha OMG I so agree! This post for the win.

greenrunner4

well I wore my pp jeans ( only 1 pair though worked) 4 days later...BUT I def didn't have a tight va--jay-jay for a while nor did I fcuk my hubby...for 4 months!

But I agree wholeheartedly otherwise