Something I never thought I'd say...

Mrs.Guz

"No eating toilet paper"

What are some phrases you've used since becoming a parent that you never thought you'd say?

soon2b3

We do not TOUCH poopy...we do not EAT poopy...we do not PAINT with poopy...all poopy goes IN the potty

 

Just you wait, you WILL say it :-D

myrall

Right now, my fave is, "Don't feed that pickle to the cat!"

soon2b3

Yes, HE (the man standing in front of us at ANY checkout line) is a boy, so you're right...he DOES have a penis"

 

 

slwprincess

Soft touches to the kitty.

slwprincess

Hands in the air- not in your pants.

KT&John

LOL! Love these.

"No, the dog does not want to wear your shoes."

KT&John

"When you point to your nose you shouldn't pick it."

Janimal

"Do I have poop on my arm?"

"Is that poop on your arm?"

"YAY!  Poopy!"

DzsGirl

"Its not necessary to tell everyone in the store that you and your Daddy have a penis"

"we don't play with our pee pee at the table"

"that was the best poop ever...good job"

Daisygirl613

Please do not lick the floor. 

Please do not eat your shoe.

Please do not eat your sock.

From DH re penis - If you don't stop, your gonna pull it off!!!

MLvK

"We do not eat the fireplace, sweetie"

"We do not eat catfood, sweetie"

"those are my boobies" (said on a daily basis) 

julienandy

We do not poop in the bathtub, EWWWW that is yuckie.