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1st Trimester
dear ______,
Dear Monday,
Go to hell!
Love-
Me
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Re: dear ______,
Dear Morning Sickness,
It's been 6 weeks since you showed your ugly face. Think you could let up a bit now? Kthxbye.
-Me
AMEN!! LMAO....
Dear queasy feeling I suspect is the beginning of morning sickness,
Please go away and leave me alone...I really don't feel like I need to get m/s...I'd be happy to be the exception...really...truly...I would!
Thanks in advance!
I'll play!
Dear all Co-workers that work under the same roof,
When I pass each of you in the hallway every morning and smile and say "Good Morning", at least have the decency to say "Good morning" back instead of acting like I am invisible!!
Jerks.
Love, Dash
Dear Body:
Please kick this lingering cold. And let me sleep. And stop feeling queasy all the time.
dear co-worker:
please shower more than once a month.
dear COUGH-
if you dont go away soon, we are really going to have a problem.
i hate you,
me
im right there with you!
i'm so with you, and admire how nice your language is...mine would go something like-
dear m/s-
f you, you fing party pooper. i hate everything about you and hope to never see you again.
f off-
me
Dear annoying client who thinks the world revolves around you,
Do not tell the druggie donors to call me first thing Monday morning. So far half the ones who have called I do not have anything on. I'll let you know if I need to talk to them. You tell one more to call and I'm sending you a nasty nasty email.
Thanks.
P.S. YOU ARE NOT MY ONLY CLIENT!!!!!
Dear God,
Please have the building maintenance folks turn up the thermostat. They're making my nose run.
Please give my DH a swift kick in the butt (okay, maybe just make him late for work) for telling me he hopes he doesn't gain as much weight like I will gain during the pregnancy.
Please keep me from being so sick today or make me vomit so I can hurry up and get this over with. I think I would feel better.
Please tell my annoying co-worker to quit chewing ice and smacking her lunch. It's making the m/s kick up again.
Please remind my LO that I love him/her already.
Thx!
Me
My Angel Baby -- BFP 12/28/10, EDD 09/07/11, D&C 02/28/11 -- I miss you everyday!
Dear Stomach,
Could you please, please, find ANYTHING remotely appetizing?? It is quite frustrating that you are queasy because you want food but yet everything seems repulsive. Would appreciate some cooperation in this area.
Thanks,
Me
Dear DH,
Could you please walk the dog and do something, anything, that would be considered remotely productive today? K???
Love
Your Wife
Dear co-worker that shares an office with me:
Friday I announced to the office I was preg everyone hugged said congrats etc. except you, you mean old man. Also, you should really invest in whistling lessons if you are going to do it 5 hrs of a 7.5 hr shift. You are just blowing hard out of your mouth and its not even a song. You drive me nuts and I hope you retire soon since I know at least 3 times a day you realize that I am WAY smarter then you even though I work "under" you.
kthnx
Heather
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Dear nachos,
Somebody the other day on here mentioned nachos and I can't stop thinking about you. My friend is a DJ for a local radio station and I just IMd him to ask local listeners where I could get nachos. Don't be confused with Taco Bell nachos, you know what I'm talking about.....football game nachos, the big round chips, orange chips and meat.. Find me please.
Dear Stupid Drivers,
Please stay off the road until 0730, and then remove yourself again at 4pm. Oh and the next time you go 35MPH on the on ramp for the Interstate, I will ram you as many times as I need to for you to get the point to go the speed limit. The speed limit on the on ramp is 75MPH, not 35MPH! You people are the ones that cause accidents!
Thanks,
The driver behind you with a severe case of road rage.
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Dear Hunger,
Why does endless amounts of food not satisfy you? You're so greedy! Maybe this cupcake (or two) will shut you up...
Loves,
Me
Dear Boss:
Why would you have an employee appreciation on a Monday and have it start three hours after our shift ends and make it MANDATORY?!?! How about you show how much you appreciate me with some extra zeros in my check?
Thanks,- Disgruntled Employee
Dear DH:
Please realize that if it is 60 outside, the AC doesn't have to be set to 59. Maybe if you didn't turn the AC on you wouldn't need that extra blanket. Your attention to this matter will be greatly appreciated. P.S. I'm smarter than you so let's stop playing that game too. I won. Get over it.
Kisses, Your Wife
Dear Students:
Stop asking me stupid questions about things that have nothing to do with the subject matter. Or else enjoy the fact that I get smart with you.
Love, Your Teacher
Dear Monday:
Go play in traffic.
Screw you, - Me
I second this!
Dear Baby,
This is not a restaurant so stop sending the food back up. You are going to eat what I give you and you're going to like it.
Love, Mommy
Dear Husband,
Please, for the love of god, wash the dishes or buy me a dishwasher. I know the dishes have been my job the past 6 years but I feel like crap and am too exhausted to stand for more than 4 seconds never mind 45 minutes. Besides, I have been nauseous 24 hours a day for the past 4 weeks so I doubt many of those dishes are mine.
Love, Your wife
Dear fiance'
Stop playing that damn video game and go wash your dishes you left in the sink. They have never washed themselves, you know. Oh and since we live in an apartment, our dog can't walk himself at 10 pm and I don't feel safe outside. And I swear if you make one more smart a$$ comment about my hormones, I will throw the computer at you!
Love,
me