So last night when Carson got out of the bath he ran into the kitchen naked and dh was in there getting dinner ready (tacos), dh had taken the tortollias and cheese out of the fridge (still in the package) and acted like he was going to put it on Carson's belly. I said don't you dare as I think that is cruel, then dh touched Carson's naked booty with it - he thought that was hilarous. Carson was running around with hold a cold package of tortillas on his butt running around the house screaming like a crazed fool and then coming back to dh and switching out for the cold package of cheese - repeat the running and screaming around the house like a crazed fool holding the cheese on his booty.
Seriously, this child of mine - it was quite the sight.
Re: A Carson funny....
That's funny!
Here's one of mine... DH is always singing bits and pieces of songs. It can be really annoying but I just try to ignore him. So, the other night at dinner, DH starts singing "Why you so obsessed with me" (the Mariah Carey song) and DD looks at him and says "Daddy I'm not!" I just about died laughing.
What do you mean, Mom? Don't you know that cheese and tortillas on the booty are like the funniest thing EVER!! Ha ha
It's funny the things that will crack them up.