Me: Hello?
DH: Hi ? I?ve got a question for you.
Me: Okay?
DH: So my friend (name) is driving cross country through Florida with a friend and they might be coming through Phoenix, and they might need to stay at our place.
Me: And this is when?
DH: Tonight.
Me: Okay, well you?ll need to go home and wash the sheets on the guest bed and pick up and hope they don?t mind a messy house.
DH: Okay.
Me: When are they getting here?
DH: Oh I don?t know ? I haven?t talked to them today.
Me: So? you?ve known about this?
DH: Uhhh? yeah I kinda forgot to tell you.
Thanks DH. It's Monday, I'm crabby, and now I have to play hostess.
Re: Replay of my Phone Conversation with DH
*whispers*
Icy Hot in his underwear.
^^This. My dh (when he was df) pulled this SAME exact crap on me once when we were living together in MY apartment. You don't tell someone something like this 10 minutes before it happens without consequences!
Didn't I hear you talking about a spa night with friends followed by sleeping in the nearby hotel just for kicks? Tonight? It's too bad you didn't know about your visitors sooner, you could have rearranged your haircut/mani/pedi/massage/whatever if you'd known in advance. Guess you'll just have to give them your best over the phone!
Men can be such idiots.
Mother's Day, 2011
This, too!
But still Icy Hot his undies.
Okay, said company will not be staying with us tonight... phew!
Off to clean the Icy Hot undies.