Painful contractions???

michaeltrish

No, I'm not pregnant.  But I think I should have foregone the expired honey mustard on my turkey sandwich earlier, I'm having terrible stomach pains.  Ouch. 

KoriBrett

are you one of my inlaws? 

they all eat expired food lol

michaeltrish

I normally throw out stuff a day before it expires because I'm cautious like that.  For once, I throw caution to the wind and look what happens.  Ugh!

KoriBrett

ha!  Hope you feel better soon, that sucks!